Have you ever thought of joining the navy? Perhaps you wished to become an officer, sail to far-off lands, meet exotic women, and make a fortune in treasure. Well, I have a deal for you. If you come to the Iron Skull, the finest ship in port, between June 8th and June 15th, while she's in port, you could join her crew, under captain Romero, the finest captain ever to sail. Just come by anytime, leave a letter describing your appearance, abilities, and any information I would need to know, and the captain will contact you if you qualify. Maximum 7 entries. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. (And please, nothing sexually explicit.)
Welcome to the crew, Dave Toast. You say you have prior experience at sea, eh? Well, the Iron Skull could use more men like you.
Just the mention of pirates is enough for me to sign up. Pirates and dead are two words that work well my friend
