RP Waffle's Bar

Discussion in 'Role Playing' started by Waffle-Chan, Sep 29, 2017.

  1. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    "I've had thousands of years to perfect my craft, being overpowered is a natural part of that."
     
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  2. Waffle-Chan

    Waffle-Chan Guest

    Please stop with the magic shit guys, again, this is a sci-fi themed roleplay.
     
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  3. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    (Space magic Miss Waffle, don't you believe in it? Alright, I'll stop.)
     
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  4. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Her phone rings. She takes it out and looks at it.
    "Well I have to go, gotta save the world. I'm sure you know how it is. Name's Auril. Call me if you ever need me."
    She runs out the door.
    (Alrighty, time to make a pure sci-fi character.)
     
  5. BlueShard

    BlueShard Existential Complex

    Chrono's neon face plate flickers in a smile as he takes the drink, before his attention is diverted by the insanity that is taking over the rest of the bar. He is unaffected by the hallucinations from that Gut Punch which is more like a Headshot but still feels like it as the two magicians play biggest dick.

    He lets out a small electronic sizzle as the antics die down and turns to his drink. He pulls to a straw and begins to sip the drink slowly through an opening in his nanite faceplate.
     
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  6. Tyle

    Tyle Phantasmal Quasar

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    "Man! That hits the spot!" Aqu lets out a small burp. "The punch really goes well with this."
    People around the bar eye her like a ticking bomb.

    "..."
    "..."
    "...what?"
    "People don't usually drink moon gasoline, Aqu."

    "I don't see anything wrong with it. It's safe, ok? All Erchius fuel in your drink does is add a little more tingly flavor and the taste of pesky,assimilated lunar miners
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    Tiln shuts her up.
     
  7. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Master Astronaut

    "Ok, I've been nice and quiet this whole time, but, What the fuck, Aqu?" The cerulette says with much concern evident in her tone.
     
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  8. Waffle-Chan

    Waffle-Chan Guest

    LOL! What I meant by ”no magic“ is ”Don’t make overpowered Mary Sue characters, they’re annoying,” Actually, I think there was some bullshit about a big magic dog earlier too, so this isn’t the first time I’ve had to address this!
     
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  9. Tyle

    Tyle Phantasmal Quasar

    (I was planning to do this anyway: your warning simply gave me a better joke to work with, lol.)
     
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  10. Milosz3107

    Milosz3107 Big Damn Hero

    "Still waiting for my order..."
     
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  11. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    "Well, I'm off. Goodbye Miss Waffle and all you flammable people." The man hauls his sack onto his shoulder, it hissing again. He then disappears in a puff of smoke, leaving several diamonds on the ground.
     
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  12. Waffle-Chan

    Waffle-Chan Guest

    S-Sorry, could you repeat it?

    Bye-bye!
     
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  13. Milosz3107

    Milosz3107 Big Damn Hero

    He checks through a short-term audio log before repeating his order.
    "It was a green tea, with honey or sugar if possible and a ham and cheese sandwich, toasted if possible."
    He puts another $10 on the counter; the first one has disappeared mysteriously.
    "So... when did this cafe get put up? I could swear I've been here a hundred times and I've never seen this cafe before.
     
  14. Waffle-Chan

    Waffle-Chan Guest

    Oh, we’ve been here for quite a while. Must’ve openned a good 20 years ago!
    *serves you those*
     
  15. Milosz3107

    Milosz3107 Big Damn Hero

    Kamii looks completely bewildered by your response.
    "Waaaaaaaahhh...? Oh, and by the way, you make the best ham & cheese sandwiches; is the produce here local?"
     
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  16. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    A man walks into the bar. He's well built and has medium length, dark green hair, dark green eyes, and a long, dark green jacket. (You'll never guess his favourite colour)
    He approaches the bar and sits down.
     
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  17. Milosz3107

    Milosz3107 Big Damn Hero

    (Is it blue?)
     
  18. Waffle-Chan

    Waffle-Chan Guest

    Ask the Infinity Express, I buy the main things I need from there. Some of the rarer items are bought from more...private sources
     
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  19. Milosz3107

    Milosz3107 Big Damn Hero

    Makes sense.
     
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  20. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Cobalt jerks awake"huh? Wha?? I was awake, what happened, and why does it smell like erchius?"
     
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