RP Waffle's Bar

Discussion in 'Role Playing' started by Waffle-Chan, Sep 29, 2017.

  1. Waffle-Chan

    Waffle-Chan Guest

    Sure thing...
    *makes some delicious, succulent lemonade*

    The name is...well, I shouldn't say *gives you a half smile*

    *looks at it too* W-What's in there?
     
  2. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    "I don't believe so either. I'm cobalt"*shakes hand*" if i may ask, how do you seem to suck in light? Are you a black whole?"
     
  3. ItsDaPervert

    ItsDaPervert Title Not Found

    *slightly ragged-looking young man wearing a scarf and a dusty leather jacket with a poorly hidden pistol under it walks in*
    "One Gut Punch, please."
     
  4. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Possibly, I'm not sure myself frankly. Whatever I am I can do this:
    *Forms a small knife made of shadow in his hand*
     
  5. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Oh, this? *kicks sack, which hisses and squirms more* In that sack is a gremlin. Nasty little creature that like sdisassembling things. Oh, and thank you. *sips lemonade and pays for it with some gems*
     
  6. Waffle-Chan

    Waffle-Chan Guest

    *serves you one with a tiny Umbrella in the cup*
    Here you are sir *smiles*
     
  7. ItsDaPervert

    ItsDaPervert Title Not Found

    "Oh yeah, thank you."
    *tries to empty it in one gulp and starts coughing and wheezing uncontrollably*
    "Wow! That´s exactly what I need right now. Okay, another one, please."
    *grins slightly crazily*
     
  8. Waffle-Chan

    Waffle-Chan Guest

    *worriedly serves you another one*
    Um...you gonna be ok there?
     
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  9. ItsDaPervert

    ItsDaPervert Title Not Found

    "Don´t you worry. I´m all fine and dandy."
    *takes a careful sip followed by a much bigger one*
    "As long as they don´t know I´m here I´m having the time of my life."
    *takes another big sip, wheezes and inhales sharply*
    "Now that´s one hell of a drink! Another one if you don´t mind!"
    *wipes his forehead with his sleeve but leaves behind a trail of dirt in his face in the process*
     
  10. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    So long as who doesn't know your here? Also, you have a li'l somethin' there. *Points at streak of dirt across your face*
     
  11. ItsDaPervert

    ItsDaPervert Title Not Found

    "What? Here?"
    *wipes face again but doesn´t make it any better*
    *drinks start to show effect*
    "As for your question: What would you do if you just stole... Oh, wait. Maybe I can... HEY! DOES ANYBODY IN HERE NEED A SPACESHIP? IT´S NOT THE NEWEST BUT WORTH THE MONEY! AND IF YOUR NEXT DESTINATION HAPPENS TO BE IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF `THE HELL OUTTA HERE´ I´LL GLADLY INCLUDE MYSELF IN THE DEAL AS A MAID-OF-ALL-WORKS! If that´s even a word."
    *chuckles*
    "And before you get a bad first impression of me, he was the worst boss ever. He couldn´t do business for shit and never payed me as he should. So now I´m here, raising a toast on whatever the hell the future might bring!"
    *raises glass*
     
  12. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    So you stole a ship from your boss. Who were you workin' for?
     
  13. ItsDaPervert

    ItsDaPervert Title Not Found

    "Stupid ape called Stolav. Don´t exepect you to know that name. Would do anything for money but manages to screw up even the easiest job . He´s like the smallest of all small fish. Well, he was. Without the ship he´s nothing but a big hairy jerk anymore."
    *grins smugly*
     
  14. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Well if I see someone lookin' for a ship I'll send 'em your way, unless they're an apex. By the way, you missed a spot.
     
  15. ItsDaPervert

    ItsDaPervert Title Not Found

    "That´d be great. I´ve got plenty of time anyway. Or at least I like to think so... But who are you if I may ask? I´ve met Novakids before, but never a black one."
    *tries to drink not realizing the glass is empty*
     
  16. MistyTheNeko

    MistyTheNeko Ketchup Robot

    Appears from a back room after apparently having a long break.
    Can I get you anything, sir?
     
  17. ItsDaPervert

    ItsDaPervert Title Not Found

    "Yeah, another Gut Puncher would be... *repressed burp* ´Scuse me."
     
  18. MistyTheNeko

    MistyTheNeko Ketchup Robot

    Comin' right up!
    Prepares and serves as neatly as possible.
    Please enjoy.
     
  19. ItsDaPervert

    ItsDaPervert Title Not Found

    *drinks*
    "This is... I think... What was I about to say? No matter then. Lina, you gotta give me the recipe for this,"
    *looks down and up again, confused*
    "Wait, uh... Forgot what I just said."
     
  20. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    You were asking me 'bout myself. Names Tenebris. I'm the only black Novakid I've ever heard of. I mostly do mercenary work. What about yourself?
     

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