RP Waffle's Bar

Rylou sits up in the corner.
"Ow, you're lucky this robe doesn't stain."
He begins slowly walking towards the cat again, speaking calmly.
"And you're in the establishment of this fine lady," he points to the bartender "which you have broken the roof to."

 

Cobalt sighs in frustration, goes into spike sphere mode, and rolled on up to the head of the cat.

 

"The cat frowns, 'As you appear to wish me gone, I shall leave.'"

Kit sees the ball, grabs it in its mouth, and then jumps through a wall, taking his leave.

Snow is still laughing.

 

As the cat jumped through the wall, cobalt (in his sphere mode) teleported to his ship.

 

The inter-dimensional rift opens up again.
The Avali pops out and slaps Kevin.
"Sorry about that, but YOU NEED TO WAKE UP! See ya."
Kevin is now awake and confused.
"Uh... I'll... I'll have a sugar rush. What happened to the roof?"

 

*By this point, Viviana is just so confused that she's just given up trying to be defensive at anything strange going on. She is still sitting with herself between Snow and the entrance, where most things are going on, and she's keeping her shield and bow on the table.*
(Viviana is thinking of Snow in the same way as her little sister, since so far she's experienced the exact same thing from her as Vivi's sister. She almost burned her alive, then passed out drunk. There's almost no difference.)
*She mumbles to herself* "I really took a wrong turn somewhere... I haven't seen everything on Nirn, but there were NOT giant flying star cats, teleporting shape-shifters, or rift-walking four-eared khajiit things just hanging out in a bar like this on Nirn, I almost guarantee it."
*She turns to Snow and asks her* "So, what are your plans for the next while? It might take me awhile to find where I am, and I could use some help. If you and your... brother? (Wow, I was tired.) If you're planning to be traveling, I would like to join you."

 

Snow is still laughing, she doesn't appear to be stopping anytime soon.

 

A novakid, this time in bar-tender a tire walks in, yelling "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY BROTHER? HE'S ABOUT YAY HIGH, BLUE, IN COYBOY GETUP, AND VERY AMUSING?" While waving his arms wildly.

 

"Yeah, he just yeleported out. And I'll repair the roof in a bit, I'll just order the supplies."
He taps away at a small tablet for a few seconds before finishing his drink.

 

The white novakid runs outside, and teleported to his ship.

 

"What a day this has been."

 

*The knight takes his helmet off and starts downing the whole bottle put in front of him*

 

"I have a deep and profound respect for you, that's straight vodka."

 

*Sets bottle down and looks at the person speaking to him*
"Got something to say to me? I generally don't deal with people."

 

*makes you 9 Gut Punches*

I have no fucking idea anymore
*makes you a sugar rush*

Hey, no outside drinks allowed in my bar!

(Hey, can you guys stop making this weird shit happen? The blue haired girl exploding and stuff? Whatever. Fine. But the cat bursting through the roof? What the fuck are you even talking about?! As I stated in the rules, you can go a little off the main topic, but that's just a bit too far.)

 

Snow hasn't stopped laughing, and as such, passes out from a lack of oxygen.

 

"I... don't know what I was expecting."
"I... Did I drink some alcohol without noticing it? As I feel like this is Sanguine's doing, this seems like a sanguine sort of thing to do, he likes messing with me like this..."
*Sigh*
"I'll take a cheeseburger. And Bartender, if I start trying to marry anything around here, please stop me. I'm not going through that again."
(Alternative dialog option for her.)

 

*makes you a cheese burger*
Alright, don't worry. My cut-off point is 10 drinks, I think you're still under