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Unknown evil?

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by jrgroom09, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. Lomi

    Lomi 2.7182818284590...

    To be fair, it wouldn't really matter if Starbound had been released or not, that would still be pretty messed up
     
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  2. Fantastic Mr. Legion

    Fantastic Mr. Legion Phantasmal Quasar

    You finally find out who destroyed your home planet and the evil that has been travelling the universe.

    Turns out...It's Nicolas Cage.
     
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  3. Phantomhearts

    Phantomhearts Phantasmal Quasar

    no it was the barrels they have always been there :ninja:
     
  4. rcBob

    rcBob Aquatic Astronaut

    (On Topic)
    :idea: Maybe it's a sentient spaceship shaped like Tiy's face? (Which would be HILARIOUS!!)

    (Sorta off topic)
    Maybe you have to get inside, find the computer core (which looks like Skeletron Prime, The Destroyer, AND The Twins combined; which would be an epic troll in my opinion...) fight it, fail several times, then win by shear luck with 1 hp left, and run from the ship as it starts to self-destruct, die from a boulder to the face, and have to do the whole thing over again, without dying, just to see the ending...D:

    THAT would be the ultimate evil! The boss battle, not the boss itself.

    Edit: The ship could be called... the Tiystar :rofl:
     
  5. Voyager

    Voyager Spaceman Spiff

    Yes, it's hippies. They were smoking pot and accidently hit the red button that destroyed Earth.
     
  6. mark990

    mark990 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    if anything, the aliens would be taking over earth to play starbound
     
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  7. ThatOneSpaceRobohobo

    ThatOneSpaceRobohobo Astral Cartographer

    that is true
     
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  8. Evangelion

    Evangelion Supernova

    Hmmmm, Sounds like reapers to me.
    [​IMG]
     
  9. OnyxTortoise

    OnyxTortoise Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    That would be one hilarious ending:
    You fought monsters, explored ruins, raided tombs, endured hardships, bad weather, heck, you were even chased by man eating penguins and after that you traveled through the perilous darkness between the stars only to find out that the Big Bad is long dead and his Citadel of Doom was taken over by hippies... and one of them pushed the Red Button cause he was hungry from the weed and the button had the word "Launch" labeled under it.
    Way to troll the player :D
     
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  11. Billybob-Mario

    Billybob-Mario Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    It's Tiy... Since everyone is Tiy...
     
  12. Redtremordragon

    Redtremordragon Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I could probably imagine a gigantic cthulhu wearing tiy's clothes as the unknown evil
     
  13. Chainsaw surgeon

    Chainsaw surgeon Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Sorry, Shepard, it's not the reapers this time.
    It's okay, maybe next time.
     
  14. ThatOneSpaceRobohobo

    ThatOneSpaceRobohobo Astral Cartographer

    God his face is ugly I jut want to punch it sooooo bad
     
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  15. Arretez

    Arretez Spaceman Spiff

    Earthbending lemurs. Need I say more?
    The Unknown Evil.gif
     
  16. Roxie Stables

    Roxie Stables Parsec Taste Tester

    >Roxie uses global warning
    >It's super effective
    >Penguins no longer have home
    >Penguins die as a race
    >I win
     
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  17. nogga11

    nogga11 Void-Bound Voyager

    Well i agree with the bug thing. I HATE bugs in space games. especially the mantis from FTL.


    Also penguins are AWESOME!
     
  18. Arretez

    Arretez Spaceman Spiff

    Now that I think about it, penguins are quite evil:

    I think that they're the perfect evil force for Starbound.
     
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  19. Roxie Stables

    Roxie Stables Parsec Taste Tester

    Penguins just want your soul, is that so much to ask?
     
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  20. Arretez

    Arretez Spaceman Spiff

    The morality of both penguins and humans are not simple constructs. They have layers and layers of complexity that revolve around a cosmic dance of bursting decadence.
     

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