Seriously. As absolutely punishing as this sounds, this idea is to make it where your farmer has a small chance of permanently dying - and with doing so, your entire save file gets wiped and you must start the game over. How it could happen - a couple ideas: Passing out in the Mines: Either the levels past 100 of the first mine, or any level of the Calico Desert mine. You have a much larger chance of waking up in the doctor's office with missing items, but a tiny chance of that being The End for good. Suicide: Either you drink 20 alcoholic bevs back to back, or eat 15 poppies in a row, or sit on all the mega bombs you can put on screen. This gives you an 0.1 chance of dying with save file delete. Broken Heart: You divorce or turn your kids into doves or (if meat is introduced) turn an animal into meat yourself. 0.1 chance of dying with save file delete the next day.