Truth Revealed: The Starbound Conspiracy

In the beginning...​

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1945, a group of German scientists were captured by the Nazi regime. These scientists were commanded to create a drug, not a drug that you smoke, snuff, or drink, but a drug that you can watch. The goal was simple, create visual drugs, and brainwash the populace using the drug on a larger scale.​

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Scientists who didn't comply with these orders were brutally tortured untill they reached the point where they were no longer human.​

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In 1950, though the war was over, the Nazis continued. The drug was complete, and before trying it out on Germans, the Nazi regime sent a spy to the Americas to implant the drug in secrecy.​

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It was 8 years later before the drug was successfully implanted into the Americas in the form of "Tennis for Two",​

a virtual "game".​

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The drug had worked, and soon, the American Government had a problem at hand. More and more of these​

drugs were in the making, and young Americans everywhere were being lured into the German trap.​

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Back in Germany, the work on the drug continued, and advanced. However, these scientists were getting rusty, and the Nazi regime needed some new blood.​

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As such, the Nazi regime began a talent search in the form of science competitions in German schools and orphanages.​

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It was 10 years later before they found "The One". Tina Yuriksdell, a young woman at the age of 16, was located, and captured by the Nazi regime.​

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However, she wouldn't dare work for such evil, twisted people. They tortured her, beat her, bloodied her daily, untill she could not take the pain anymore. She had suffered the same fate as the other scientists. She was now unrecognizable, and was being forced to work on the drug.​

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But her fight was not over. After years of work, she was finally given permission to work on her own variation of the drug, a variation she called "Starbound"​

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To avoid being caught, she disguised herself on the internet, under the name "Tiyuri". Her variation of the drug wasn't like the others though.​

"Races" were actually her representation of each of the forms of torture she, and other scientists, had to endure.​

Each randomly generated "planet" is actually a piece of the formula, and an encrypted S.o.S.​

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The monsters in "Starbound" are each representations of the sick nightmares she struggles with daily, and the "Storyline" is her hidden way of expressing what exactly is going on, and what she knows about the Nazi regime.​

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This is why Tiy never shows her face. This is why Tiy never talks. This is why Tiy made this game.​

This is Starbound:​

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The truth has been revealed.​

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i don't know how to respond to this

 

The quests where you rescue NPCs make since now
I would't doubt that the tentacle monster is some kind of analogy for the nazis destroying their lives

BTW: what exactly is the "Drug"

 

we know the "drug" as every-day video-games.

 

Woot, Germany!

Germany's wunderbar.

*Also I'm pretty sure *knowing me I'm probally wrong* Tiy's male.

 

Tiy is under the disguise of being a male, to further throw off the Nazi regime.

 

So are you saying that the other scientists branched out to make the top dog companies like Activision, SEGA, EA, etc?

 

Ah. See we Germans are smart... Even though they're Nazis.. Eh. Stereotypes I guess.

 

Indeed, but that's another tale for another day.

 

Michael Ende?

 

I see you just found about the anagram formed by the 1st letters of the last tweets by tiy, right?

 

So I've pre ordered a game made by a woman who once worked for the Nazis? OK!

 

Aye

 

I'm not sure what I was expecting, but this was pretty close.

 

tiy is male. we all know that and he even posted a picture of himself once.

 

That was actually a picture of a nazi.

 

I always kinda figured it was like this.

(A "creepypasta" origin story that doesn't involve a coma. I applaud you.)

 

As a german, i can confirm that.

Now I'm gonna play some starbound with all my german friends.

 

They are onto us. Quick...release the drug!