Top 10 greatest BÆ in Starbound

"It's the most innovative sandbox i've played in year"

- Legit video game critic​

Welcome to watchvoodoo.com and here are the clickbait top 10 list you didn't asked for

And you know it right, that Nuru IS NOT standing behind me with a knife at my neck because i bashed her in my previous post. So here are the countdown.

Take it slowly and enjoy the post

10. This beautiful Floran

Look at that beautifully pixelated smile

9. Coloured hair is still relevant right?

This is totally not an image I photoshoped in 15 minute, this is a image of a true beauty

8. #NoFacialReconstructionSurgery #WokeUpLikeDis #Organic

Yes Nuru look even more prettier with her #Natural look

7. Wait are you serious nuru, isn't this supposed to be personal? <Deviantart>

"Nuru! p-p-please keep this topic family friendly"
"SSShut up puny avian or Your head will make it in my fossil collection"
"This isn't even a p-p-picture you, This is from a different floran"
"SSSilly birdie, did you forget who is holding a knife"

666. The one with the world, no the UNIVERSE most beautiful eye <Tumblr>

"That's well enough bird, now put in someone else so it won't look suspicious"
"(sarcastic respone here)"

5. IDK esther maybe????


"My floran instinct wishesss you to just rush it immediately"
"But we are just halfway trough the list"
"There isss no floran word for Patience silly bird"
"But weren't all of you just speak english like the rest of the universe"
"Here isss a floran word, SSShut up or I'll cut your throat"
"As you wish m'lady"

1. And there is one and only, the hottest miss universe winner for 20 summer straight, scaled from the way she smile, the way she might gut my throat open, the sophisticated way she speak and behave. And she is really Tall, In short she is perfect.

"Paint me like one of your Glitch girlsss"
"O-o-okay!"





"Here it goes"






"Any Second now"








"Okay I'm done"



"What do you think Nuru?"
"Thisss isss... Are you kidding me?"
"Ahhh Please don't stab me"
"Thiss is a masterpiece, This deserve to be immortalised in a museum"
"Sigh.. I'm glad you like it, now will you let me go?"
"Not so fast dumb bird, you MUST help me convince that fat avian curator"
"But what if he refuses?"
"YES isss the only viable answer here, GET IT"

 

Does Nuru ever talk like a normal Floran? I don't remember her ever doing the sssss stuff.

Also, this thread makes me feel like I'm on weed or something.

 

It's all just me doing my best to entertain or make jokes, You can say that i'm doing my best to make a great post.

 

I like your posts man. You'll always get likes from me.
Nice ms Paint skills btw

 

Thanks! i guess
Really great to see someone that appreciate my gags.

Aww I remembered you commenting on my older post

 

In the latest update, Nuru's dialog has been updated to have a few hisses here and there, but she still tries to surpress it.