Tombstones Sayings

"blind sniper, also known as the greatest moron in the explored part of Universe"
"One shot, one kill. And here I still"
"Derp!"

some poetry
W. Shakespeare:
"To be or not to be? I have no choice now"

Dante Alighieri:
"In the midway of this our mortal life,
I found me in a poky wood 'ashtray'."

A.S. Pushkin:
"My uncle -- high ideals inspire him;
but when past joking he fell sick
he really forced one to admire him --
by killing me with piece of brick"

 

"Here lies ​

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peperony and chease"​

(Ref: http://youtu.be/zgbCg3G4A70)​

 

My Antimatter touched my Matter...

 

"By the way, the way you died was kinda funny. Chunks flew everywhere."

 

"He ran, he ran so far away."

 

Dr Fushba had a near death experience, then died.
Dr Fushba had an involuntary self-dissection.
Dr Fushba died and all he got was this lousy tombstone.
Dr Fushba did a fish impression. (Drowning)
Dr Fushba tried to swim through land. (Crushed/suffocated by rocks)
Dr Fushba's bladder exploded. (Lack of usage of space toilet)

 

"Could somebody explain to me who's MAKING these tombstones!?"

 

"The report of my death was not so much exaggerated"

 

This: except it will be Space Library Paste and the year will be 5,008 or whatever millenium Starbound is set in

 

Breathing is overrated- Drowned

 

" Diabetes "

 

"Even Death couldn't stop him, so his wife did"

 

OmniGeoff Experienced UNLIMITED POWAH!!! [Death by electrocution]
OmniGeoff should've seen it coming. [Death by Skull Virorb]
OmniGeoff couldn't find gravity, but gravity found him. In a small crater. [Falling death]
OmniGeoff followed after his friends. Peer pressure man...[Falling death]
OmniGeoff esploded.
OmniGeoff was an animal abuser. That was that poptop's last bath
OmniGeoff became a lucky (shooting) star. [Meteorite death]
OmniGeoff grew a third arm. [Death by Radiation]
OmniGeoff's turrets made a mistake. [Turret malfunction]
OmniGeoff sold lemonade to Cave Johnson. [Explosion/Fire death.]
Prreeeciousssssss.... [Death by lava]
OmniGeoff was maced. [Acid rain death]
Omnigeoff tampered with the master control.

 

OmniGeoff I really like the Cave Johnson and turret one and heres some more keep it up people.
"Couldn't stop the fire."
"Ran into a bullet... with his head."
"Tripped on a trip mine."
"Apparently he wasn't his friend."
"Was catapulted to this spot."
"Made in China."

 

"Fire hot. Lava hotter."
"Just because there's Oxygen in water, doesn't mean you can breath it."
"This tombstone was sponsored by TexiFlacks, your choice in toothpaste since 32596."
"Rekalty was here. He still is."

 

"Roses are red, violets are blue.
Bombs go boom, and so did you!"

 

I can't believe no one posted this one yet:

"I have died."

That is all.

 

wait, where did he stick his head

 

"Did he drop any good loot?"

 

yes, i do hope they add alot of black humour phrases when you die. gotta love them. and alot! we need variety.