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Tombstones Sayings

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by 777eza, Apr 16, 2012.

  1. Jack Novius

    Jack Novius Subatomic Cosmonaut

    "He came for the gold, stayed for the gravity"
    "Daring Darrel dropped down dead"
    "Frank died fighting fire, you should see what happened to the fire"
     
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  2. Zailiner

    Zailiner Over 9000!!!

    "Remember drugs, Stay in vegetables, eat your kids, and don't do school."
     
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  3. drcra

    drcra Void-Bound Voyager

    "Don't dig here, please"
     
  4. "Best. Death. EVER!"
     
  5. "Voila une belle morte!"


    "Trespassers W"
    "Life goes on. But I am over"
    "Sorry, <player_name>! But Our Princess Is In Another Tomb!"
    Woah, this thread is my best English practice:D
    I love the black humor the most, and I believe that if you started to get jokes in another language, then you're approaching to take the 'feeling of language'. And since you're able to write some suitable jokes by yourself, well, it's kinda new level :barefeet:
    (I just hope you, folks, like jokes themselves, not my horrific grammar:cautious:)
     
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  6. Great deaths!:up:
    Everyone!
     
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  7. creepwolf

    creepwolf Giant Laser Beams

    "IT APPEARS I HAVE DIIIIIIIII-ED, IM GOING TO HAUNT YOU YOU SON OF A B*TCH"
    "no one can here you scream in space"
    "cold so cold"
    "Houston we have a problem" (refer to answer 1)
    "now when i said he LOOKED harmless"
     
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  8. Yuuka

    Yuuka Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Respawning in: 5... 4... 3..."
     
  9. ThatAmazingPerson

    ThatAmazingPerson Existential Complex

    "By the way, yes you did scream. You just didn't hear it."
     
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  10. Sorrow872

    Sorrow872 Big Damn Hero

    "He just wanted to see clearly and took that helmet off."
     
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  11. Mianso

    Mianso Black Hole Surfer

    "Here lies <playername>."
     
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  12. Chiyuri

    Chiyuri Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Please Insert Corpse Here" Then you got an arrow pointing to an empty hole infront the tombstone
     
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  13. Toakongu834

    Toakongu834 Big Damn Hero

    Udk uf it's been done... But"Respawning in 3...2...1"
     
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  14. "Went to the next level"
    "Thank you, come again"
     
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  15. Khaan

    Khaan Contact!

    Sword meet evil! EVIL MEET SWORD!
     
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  16. "Pixels to pixels, dots to dots" (a reference to the game Fez)
     
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  17. Aww. No more posts? I was enjoying this thread. :(
    Anyway...
    "He was a living guide on how not to do it"
    "A word of advice: never try to leave a planet without your shuttle"
     
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  18. Earic Lodger

    Earic Lodger Starship Captain

    "I used to be an adventurer like you, until i took a sniper bullet to the knee. God damn CoD hit boxes"
    "Bury yourself they said, don't worry about oxygen they said"
    "That Turkey gobble gobbled me"
    "Set on fire, thrown off a cliff, lived, but hit by a slime? BLOOD AND GUTS EVERYWHERE"
     
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  19. Lazor Llama

    Lazor Llama Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Screw you, gravity!"
     
  20. 777eza

    777eza Existential Complex

    Keep up the good posting.:up:
    "Apparently those mushrooms were poisonous."
    "Poor bastard never saw it coming." death by online friend
    "Ah It's just a flesh wound."
    "Drank to much irradiated water."
    "Should of bought some safety gear."
    "Caught malaria."
     

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