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Tombstones Sayings

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by 777eza, Apr 16, 2012.

  1. "Well, that was fun"
    "See you next spawn"
    "Thank you, and good night"
     
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  2. Earic Lodger

    Earic Lodger Starship Captain

    There should be an extra dozen zeros in there.
    "I wondered what the little star was so much i blew myself up to it. Didn't work as well as i planned" Explosions
    "Narwhals! Narwhals! Swimming in the ocean, killing us players" Die under water
    "I didn't know that thing was evil. 'Till it ate me" Poptop
     
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  3. 777eza

    777eza Existential Complex

    "So long and thanks for all the fish"
    "The Starbounder's guide to the galaxy only had one word for my planet... harmless" death from invasion
    "Forgot where his towel is"
    "Help let me out"
    "Don't stand on the grass"
     
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  4. Khaan

    Khaan Contact!

    He's dead Jim..
     
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  5. 777eza

    777eza Existential Complex

    Already said on page 3 by Eve:p
    "Was following lemmings."
    "Was playing Chicken with a train."
    "The following statement is true. The previous statement is false."
    "That's all folks."
     
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  6. " Here could be your name, (username). Wait, here it is! "
     
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  7. Deathend

    Deathend Pangalactic Porcupine

    "i want to see what it does"
    "ill be here soon"
    "can i eat that thing?"
    "he wanted to fly... whitout wings"
    "were are we?"
    "dont step on me"
    "i cant se anithIIIIIIIIIIIIII splat"
    "fear my new bazooka, evil thing"
    "he didnt want to start a fire, but fire wanted to start him"

    not mine but:
    "sorry if i dont get up"
     
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  8. Rian121

    Rian121 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    That is why it should be in Starbound.
     
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  9. Khaan

    Khaan Contact!

    Trekkie's unite!
     
  10. Rian121

    Rian121 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    ''Player forgot about gravity'' (Death by falling)
    ''Player saw something red when he turned around'' (Death by lava/magma)
    ''Player had a bad night'' (Death by Bad moon)
    ''Player had a head... until now'' (Death by Normal/Skull/Bomb Virorb)
     
  11. "I was fine until this tombstone dropped on my head"
    "Went digging for gold and hit a rich seam of landmines"
    "Now applying for a job at Umbrella Corp."
     
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  12. fishboyliam

    fishboyliam Cosmic Narwhal

    "X put and acid in water." (or water in acid: which ever you SHOULDN'T do.)
     
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  13. Valkoor Moonblood

    Valkoor Moonblood Existential Complex

    Mine would probably say, "Look mom, no hands!" Valkoor died in a mech crash.
     
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  14. "Why is my gravestone all the way out here?"
    "Ow, ow, ow, ow... OW!"
     
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  15. Deathend

    Deathend Pangalactic Porcupine

    "i wanna se my mommy.... hi mommy"
    "nothing to do here... but ill stay anyway"
    "that bear was hungry, now he isnt"
    "they played him a joke, but forgot to umbury him"
    "if you have something to do, do it anyere else"
    "im bored, wanna play cards?"
     
  16. friendswhogetexcited

    friendswhogetexcited Industrial Terraformer

    "No sense letting good meat go to waste."
     
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  17. Quincy the battle bard

    Quincy the battle bard Void-Bound Voyager

    (player) thought he could jump that far
    (player) is not dead, he is only SLEEPING
     
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  18. Khaan

    Khaan Contact!

  19. " Nobody expects the Space Inquisition! "
    " Ex-spaceman "
    " You swim like a hatchet " (death by drowning)
    " Mmmm... Crunchy crust... " (death by fire)
    " Thanum an Dhul, do ye think I'm dead?! "
     
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  20. friendswhogetexcited

    friendswhogetexcited Industrial Terraformer

    "The poor son of a bitch always held things the wrong way."
     
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