Tombstones Sayings

"diskincluded left this world the way they came into it: Wet, naked, and screaming."

 

"FireDrake204 was slain. Don't worry, he'll respawn in a few seconds."
"FireDrake204 was incinerated. Don't you know that lava is that bright red stuff?
"FireDrake204 tried to do a leap of faith."
"FireDrake204 was killed by a <monster>. Don't go AFK kids, it's bad for your Starbounder's health."
"FireDrake204 was slain. Quick, go pick up his money!"
"FireDrake204's limbs fell apart (owch, that must of hurt)"
"FireDrake204 died. If there is another tombstone near this one, you're obviously doing something wrong."
"FireDrake204 died. What, were you expecting some clever statement?"

 

*twitch* "That must have hurt"

 

Simple logic really reading is knowledge, knowledge is power, I like power therefore I like what I read.
also keep up the good work there are some really good ones here.

 

"This was so bad, that technically Nyss requires 2 tombstones. One way over there."

 

I think there should be death messages for extreme overkill, in case your level 1 hero wanders onto a threat level 80 planet or something.

Nyss was hopelessly outclassed.
Nyss is CLEARLY on the wrong planet.
Nyss is really bad at picking his fights.
Nyss will carry on inside of us all, since you're probably breathing him in now.
Nyss never stood a chance.
Nyss tried to arm wrestle Cthulhu.

 

"I'M COMIN' ELIZABETH"

 

"Nyss died on a threat-level 100 planet. Stop trying to skip to end-game, it's no fun that way!"
or:
"Nyss was killed on a threat-level 100 planet. Sticks don't work against creatures that powerful, just saying."

 

"diskincluded is doing a fantastic impression of red mist"

 

Amp thought the physics of Portal were realistically possible.

 

"Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch."
"Aww, he's so cute!"
"Which end does the bullet come from again?"
"Took a long walk of a short pier."
"Forgot how2oxygen."
"The grenade gave him a new wedding ring."
"Apparantly lossing all your blood will kill you."
"(playername) forgot to not panic"
"Fire burns, who would've thought?"
"(Playernames)'s world ended with a bang, not a whimper."
"Bullets hurt, Ma, they hurt."
"(Playername) forgot which way is down"
"Laser burns, not a fun as he/she thought."
"(Playername) went to go find Atlantis.
"(Playername) took the blue acid."
"(Playername) hugged the Krabmakazi."
"(Playername) took a page from the book of Ike Clanton."
"(Playername) was stabbed with bullets.
"Exsanguination's a pain, am I right?"
"(Playername) tasted great to the dining party."
"(Playername) was on the wrong end of a firing squad."
"(Playername) didn't run through the jungle."
"(Playername) rode the lightning"
"(Playername) forgot his water-wings."
"Well, he's knocking on heaven's door now."
"(Playername) was In his Time Of Dying."
"(Playername) took swim lessons from a mermaid."
"(Playername) would probably taste good with BBQ sauce now."
"Pointy end goes into other man."
"Is this real life? Is it just fantas...oh he's dead."
"(Playername) went to got look for the rainbow in the dark."
"I hope his life insurance was up to date."

I've got tons of these.
And I'm going to keep editing them in.

 

Nyss discovers that lava is bad for exfoliating your skin.

 

'(playername) got chewed by a Poptop'
'(playername) was allergic to adorableness!'

 

"blind sniper became an hero"
"Dying is so much funny!" (both epitaph and my thought about this thread)

 

"He's dead, Jim"

 

"wulld died"

 

Urist dug too deep
Some more blood for the blood god, another skull for the skull throne
Urist tried to perform SCIENCE on himself
He fought the law, but the law fought back
"Ha ha"
"Where does the pointy end go?" (Killed in his very first moments of his Starbound existence)
Urist clicked on the wrong thing
Science's got another victim
Remember kids. base jumping without a parachute is bad for you
Urist tried to become Hulk (Death by radiation)
Someone's got a extreme tan
"Trust me, I am a doctor"

 

Nyss lost all of his meat somehow.
Nyss was pancaked by X.

Nyss' vehicle has been crushed into a cube. (Vehicle crushed)
Nyss' vehicle wasn't up to spec. (Vehicle destroyed)
Nyss' vehicle broke down something fierce. (Vehicle destroyed from environmental damage)
Nyss went up with his vehicle in a spectacular cloud of death. (Vehicle explosion with pilot inside)
Nyss' vehicle is now meat flavored scrap. (Vehicle crushed with pilot inside.)
Nyss got his vehicle license over mail order. (Vehicle destroyed from severe crash)
Nyss' vehicle has rebelled against it's oppressor! (Death from being crushed under own vehicle)
Nyss is now the proud owner of a flying brick. (Flying vehicle destroyed while not inside)
Nyss' vehicle had other plans. (Death from vehicle running out of fuel and crashing)
Nyss wasn't watching where he was going (Death by landmine)

 

FTW!

 

(Insert player name here) took an arrow to the knee, and the face, and the gut.