Tombstones Sayings

Ok, note to self, don't jump off cliffs, cause you'll explode.
(From TB and Jesse Cox's Terraria Playthrough)

 

Wolfe M. Howler will be complaining about "lag" in 3... 2... (Killed by other Player)
Wolfe M. Howler has become one with his own kneecaps. (Fall damage)
Wolfe M. Howler is to be served with garlic and a light dressing. (Burned)
Wolfe M. Howler has made Space-Darwin proud. (Suicide/ stupid death)
Wolfe M. Howler to Ground Control, your signal's growing faint... (Cold Vacuum of Space)
Wolfe M. Howler takes a step to the left... ♫AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIIIGHT!♫ (Time Warps)
Wolfe M. Howler's last words are "Blubblubblub" (Drowning)

Gravestones:
"I demand to be cremated!"
"Oh no! The Hall of Death! The only way out is... Death!"

 

"Here sleeps at length poor [insert player name], and without screaming,
Who died, as he had always lived, a-dreaming;
Shot dead, by bullets, from a man before him,
Alone, and all unknown, at a planet , deep within."
Poetry! Yeah!

 

"(playername), no longer making history."

Alternatively, "(playername), no longer history in the making."

 

"He was so awesome he had to kill himself just to proove his awesomeness"

 

"Here Lies Ulfr. or rather clone x of him. NEXT!"

 

"Keep of my grass boi."
"'They can't even shoot an adult ELEPHANT form this dista-' (Playername) was shot by a sniper."
"(Playername) was the dentist for a poptop. I'm not sure poptops can have dentists."

Yup.

 

''Here lies the guy that did try it at home''

 

"[insert player name] was killed by some well placed hurt."

 

"*Playername* should have tought about insurance earlier."

"*Playername*, how many times do I have to tell you Florans are carnivores?"

 

"Here lies player, he was too hyped"
"Player fought for his friends"
"That will show him"
"He just won the Game of Tombstones"

 

V "Buried Treasure" V

 

"I'm currently out of the universe at the moment. Please leave your message next to the tombstone and I'll respond as soon as possible after existence restarts"

 

"Here lies Player and you are here reading this worthless tombstone... What a loser..."

 

"<playername> thought they were hot. Guess what? They're not."

 

"Here lies [insert player name]'s hopes and dreams."

 

"Here lies <Player Name>, finally unbounded by the shackles of confinement and mortality, died a free <Player Race> to wander the ethereal galaxy amidst its countless stars".

*Then this song begins playing, as an energy beam lifts your character up towards the sky (Spaceship/Spawn point)*.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0LElT-qvU
One could always dream

 

(Player) failed to miss the ground.

 

"I shall not sing you the song of my people. No more."
"Another one bites the dust. And dirt. And worms."

 

"Someone squeezed a little too hard."
"His last words were: Hold my beer and watch this!"
"Monster food for sale: 50 pixels/pound."
"This is what actually happens when you find out the question to 42."
"It's just a flesh wound!"