Tombstones Sayings

"Composting, it's not just for vegans."
"It beats being married."
"It's not a tuna?"

 

"[Player] Divided by zero."

 

(player) experienced some slight turbulence and exploded.

+1 If you know the reference.

 

"find me at the spawn"
"BRB Throwing keyboard"

 

"3 miles wide and still expanding"

 

"I didn't ask for this."

 

"Floran dinner guest."
"Spare parts."
"Flying with Kluex."

 

T'was not merely a flesh wound.

 

*psst* Hey, you! Not you, that guy over there! Not you [player3], I mean [player2]! Did you know that [player] is buried here? What? You did? YOU KNOW TOO MUCH.
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*psst* Hey, you! Yes, you! [player3], come here! Did you know that [player] and [player2] are buried here? Hey, where are you going? I wasn't done talking to you!

 

Torren has died from dysentery

 

[Gabbo] went looking for the coveted ice-cream bar, got space madness.

 

In PvP:
"lol (insert name here) got fukin wrekt by (insert name here) lol noob"

 

"First, [player] took out the Holy Pin. Then, [Player] counted to not-three, maybe more, maybe less. Three was the number [Player] did not count to, and the number of the of the counting was NOT three. Four maybe [player] counted, as might two have been, five was right out, but [Player] might just be dumb."
"That'll be a ninepence."
"Didn't mean to? You put a sword right through his head."
"Here may be found the last words of [player, long official name]. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh... "
"[player]'s last words: You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior! "
I think I'm done with Monty Python Holy Grail quotes now.

 

<Player>'s dead, Jim.

 

Going back to the space dust he came from

 

"(Playername) thought they were immune."
"(Playername) failed the acid test."
"(Playername) got shaken, not stirred."
"(Playername) was put out of their misery"
"(Playername) fought poorly, died worse."
"Ever wonder what death is like? (playername) knows."
"(Playername), gone but not forgotten."
"(Playername) had to bail."
"(Playername) was roasted, toasted and burned to a crisp."
"(Playername) made a wicked barbeque."
"(Playername) burned out."
"(Playername) didn't fear the flames."
"(Playername) crashed and burned."
"(Playername) had a hard landing."
"(Playername) was put down."
"(Playername) bit off more than they could chew."
"(Playername) never stood a chance."
"(Playername) was unworthy to the task."
"(Playername) was found unworthy."
"(Playername) was judged lacking."
"(Playername)s blood ran cold."
"(Playername) is as cold as death."
"(Playername) had to cool it."
"(Playername) was too cool for their own good."
"(Playername) should have dressed warmer."
"(Playername) made a fine snow angel."
"(Playername) is dead and that's a cold, hard fact."
"(Playername)s armor became their coffin."
"(Playername) gambled, and lost."
"(Playername) had it coming."
"(Playername) has been better."
"(Playername) met their maker."
"(Playername) is pushing daisies" (Pushing floras, perhaps? )

This is quite fun, really.
These aren't really in any particular order but hopefully their context should be fairly obvious.
More to come. Maybe.

 

"(Playername) Thinked Space was harmless oh how wrong!"
"(playername) Fell down and got nomed on"
"(playername) Wanted to nom on something it nomed back."

That's the only three i can think of. I'm sure you can guess what 3 is for

 

I want to, and WILL see: "Kebab has been removed from premises"

Or "Player had a lot of guts, well, they're kind of strewn about now."

Or "Player didn't have Space Police on speed dial."

 

"(Playername) was tested and found wanting."
"(Playername) should have retired ages ago."
"And (Playername) was just one day from retirement, too!"
"(Playername) is taking a lesson in death."
"(Playername) lacked discipline, and now lacks life."
"(Playername) needed a better strategy."
"(Playername) has gone beyond the veil."
"Death is a wall, and (Playername) hit it at 150 mph."
"(Playername) merely sipped at life, and now drinks deep of death."
"Life needs (Playername) no longer."
"(Playername) is feeling under the weather, and the ground."
"(Playername) is taking a dirt nap."
"(Playername) is looking up at the grass."
"(Playername) was always a bit slow, now a bit dead."
"(Playername) lived by the sword, died by the (Enemyname)"
"(Playername) spoke to strangers."
"There were some things (Playername) was never meant to see, such as tomorrow."
"Here lies (Playername), we hardly knew them. Just as well."
"(Playername) messed with the (Enemyname), and got the horns."
"Here lies (Playername), it was their fault."
"(Playername) should have run."
"Better luck next time, (Playername)."
"(Playername) did their best. It was not enough, but bonus points for trying."
"(Playername) is sleeping with the hylotls." (No dirty thoughts allowed, stop that.)
"Counsciousness is a pattern. (Playername)s pattern fades."
"(Playername) gazed into the abyss, and the abyss gazed back."
"(Playername) goes to their next incarnation. Something not so squishy, hopefully."
"(Playername) turned into a meat-eor shower."
"(Playername) lost face, and life."
"(Playername) and (Player2name) finally met, mace to face."
"(Playername) becomes past tense."
"The future has been foretold, (Playername) is not in it."
"(Playername)s systems were not nominal."
"(Playername) enjoyed the lightshow, until they became a part of it."
"Life's hard, (Playername) knows this well."
"Fools die, as knows (Playername)."
"Vitality was wasted on (Playername)."
"(Playername) should not have played with fire."
"(Playername) could run, but couldn't hide."
"Have shovel, will bury. (Playername)."
"(Playername) was buried alive-ish."
"(Playername)s time above ground is over.
"(Playername) had their life stolen right out from under them."
"(Playername) should have left well enough alone."
"Clearly not (Playername)s best."
"(Playername) heard the whispers, and answered their call."
"(Playername) cried (Enemyname) one too many times."
"(Playername) got the point, to the gut."
"(Playername) should have picked on something their own size."
"(Playername) blinked first."
"We're all surprised (Playername) lasted even this long."

This really is too much fun.