Tombstones Sayings

" blind sniper did not bring a shark repellent to the desert planet. ​

His last words was: 'Guys, don't be silly, have you ever heard about a land shark!?' "​

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"'It'll be fine' he/she said, 'we have science.'"

 

"Don't pick a fight with gravity its the law!" - death by falling.

"for a good time go two graves over"

"NO NOT THAT ON-" player's death caused by another player.

"There can only be one"- killed by another player with a large sword.

"Well that was an easy fight" - famous last words?

" my Starfaring came to an abrupt end"- reference, nudge nudge

 

I'm With Dead
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"Hey, is that little red thing supposed to be beeping like that?"

 

I don't know if any of these have already been said (didn't bother reading through all 22 pages)
"Anyone want to trade places?"
"Thank you for reading this. Now bugger off."
"<player> didn't understand the gravity of the situation" (gravity)
"Fun fact: You will not grow gills from staying underwater for a really long time." (drowning)
"Fun fact: You will not grow wings if you fall long distances." (gravity)
"<player> forgot to forget to land." / "<player> didn't forget to land." (gravity)
"Not dead, only sleeping. Buried me anyway."
"<player>. Dead. For 2 pixels a word thats all you get."
"This gravestone recomends swearing vengeance on the thing that killed you. Unless it was an inanimate object, such as a cliff."
(if player examines its own gravestone) "Oh, hi. You're back."
""JESUS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OH GOD IT'S KILLING ME" - <player>s final words"
"<player> didn't mind the gap"
"You're standing on my head"

Fun fact: I loved the inscriptions on the gravestones in Fable 1.

 

"An autopsy revealed that death was caused by the autopsy"

 

"Never quite got the hang of flying"

 

"Oops!"

 

"It's a little hot in this oven."

 

Suicide messages:
-Player- tried to put the pin back in
-player- checked to see if his gun was loaded
-player- became bored with life
(quake 1 suicide messages are funny)
-player-: "gr--i--garble--drow---bl--"
-player- was dumb enough to stay underwater for that long
-player- tripped
-player- didn't see that one coming

Death messages:
Could that have been (a) -killer- that murdered -player-?
Damn you -killer-, did -player- really deserve it?
-player- is no more

can't think of any other "somewhat humorous" death/tombstone messages lol

 

"Don't worry luv, anvils can't just fall from the sky!"
"You did put fuel in the escape pods, right?"
"Oh, that was your quest reward?"
"Well that's hardly diplomatic"

 

-avian player- worshiped Kluex and was brought to the afterlife, he/she was later reincarnated as a pigeon

 

Look here, I'm immortal and I'll prove it!

 

"Player was crushed into a 2 inch square by Mob."

 

"Player has been intimate with a trash compacter"
"Player can't believe it wasn't butter"
"Player forgot his parachute"
"Player is a snowman"

 

that damn creeper...

 

Has it really been almost five months since my alerts broke? Well then, by the power bestowed to me by the kumquat orchard behind my neighbor's yard, I resurrect thee!
"Regrettable, but not entirely undeserved."

 

"[PLAYER] tried to be Chuck Norris..."

 

***** Necro'd a thread.