Tombstones Sayings

"[player's name] was loud and ugly and now he/she is dead."

 

"Life.exe has stopped responding"
"[Player's Name] is just dying so their name gets broadcasted over chat"
"[Player's Name] forgot where the fire button was"
"[Player's Name] dropped the soap :/"

 

[Player's Name] was betrayed by the cats.

So tragic. -sheds tear-

 

What about the plain "Steve died" or "RIP"
Or "Bob the gravedigger was here"

Ps I know these suck but everyone else stole my ideas.

 

They didn't really intend to steal them, and I'm sure you can think of some better ones.

 

HAHA that last one

 

"Bugger"

"here I lie, and no wonder I'm dead, for the jaw of the Poptop went around my head"

 

"[player's name] was a one man army."

 

"I was abducted by aliens and all I got was this lousy tombstone"
"MMM, that's good plastic explosive!"
"Generic gravestone"
"And that's how NOT to load a bazooka"

 

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I bit the dust
Someday you'll too"

Oooh, I just discovered an inner poet in me

"Smelly smelly little corpse
oh I wonder where you rot
feeding maggots everyday day
dissapearing with decay"

 

Dawww...How cute! And disgusting

 

"This loyal Soldier was torn apart by something that has yet to be named by <PLAYER'S RACE> -kind."
"Brb, i'm AFK real quick"
" 'Respawn', they said. 'it will be FUN', they said.
"<Playername> didn't listen to his boyscout leader when its about eating foreign plants."
"<Playername> shall be remembered as one who took a leak on a Yet unknown Beast and died like a true Champ."
"What a luck that in space no one heard <Playername> scream (like a little girl)."
"<Playername's> ability to bleed surpassed his marksmanship."

 

"Murky was dominated by a Dragoness"
One can only dream ....

 

''His attempts at making friends were met with a terrible death''
''He never flushed the toilet''
''He regretted buying that gun at a discount''
''He blew his own fingers''
''He never went to diving classes''
''He underestimated that headache''
''That fancy paint job on his armor was actually rust''

 

"He proved how dangerous knitting needles are"
"She helped feed 20 orphaned crocodiles"
"He did fire 6 shots"
"Famously quoted 'drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!' "
"Known for his incredible fear of bounce-houses"
"He definitely won't be missed"

 

not sure if its been posted already but all i could think of is "player decided to push up some daisy's"

 

"[Insert player/mob's name] shot first."

 

"He wasn't a good demoman"
"He nearly outsmarted bullets"
"He died like a lemming"

 

"It's ok, my face broke my fall."
"I'm waiting for the next zombie apocalypse."
"In memory of Saiko, he asked for a small funeral, so we put him in a trash compactor."
"Never be the first to try something new. Trust me."
"A shining example to us all. Died due to radiation."

 

"He always did have two left feet"
"She never did understand the butter knives and butterfly knives"
"He never could stop joking about how he'd lose his head if it wasn't attached"
"Most noted for flirting with his executioner"