Tombstones Sayings

Soup has died of space dysentery.

 

tombstone 1:How to know someone is derping read the second tombstone from your left.
tombstone 2:How to know someone is derping read from the first tombstone from your right.

 

These words kill more people than poptops: "Here, hold my beer."

 

"{Player} talked about fight-club"
"{Player} thought it looked tasty"
"{Player} now rests in pieces"
"{Player} didn't land on his feet"

 

When a player dies from fall damage:
"______ is not a cat."

 

For Avian characters:
"Welcome to the afterlife Tetrys. Here are your wings."

For Apex characters:
"Your body will be used to further our knowledge, Tetrys. The MiniKnog thanks you."

For Floran characters:
"Silly Frankenstein, there's no body here. Just an honorific to a great meal, courtesy of Tetrys."

 

"He lived with nothing but the clothes on his back. He died with the shoes on his feet."


EDIT.

For Robot Characters,
"Please Remember to Recycle."

 

Here lies so and so. He was mostly harmless.

 

"Check out my new laser cannon!"
Here lies Austin as well as his party.

 

"[player name] was mauled by a pack of feral poptops... he thought he saw."

 

Ender's Game

 

"His last words were 'Not the face!'"

 

I have some ideas for fall damages.
X is the player name.

1. X didn't bounce.(familiar)
2. X found what's on the end of the cliff.
3. X didn't wanted to find another route.
4. This soil is no more flat because of X.
5. X discovered the gravity.

Drowning...

1. X forgot his diving suit.
2. X forgot how to swim.
3. X tried to breath under water.

Burning...

1. X is now cooked.
2. X didn't reached the water pool.
3. X forgot to turn on the air conditioner.
4. X didn't did a barrel roll.
5. X runned and screamed 'till his death.

 

For falling damage;
"X wondered what was over the rainbow"

 

Falling death:
"_____ forgot to walk over the air."

 

"May "the player" rest in pieces"
"that was fast" (died within the first 5 minutes of making the character)

 

"My life was like a fart."

 

"Gravity is a harsh mistress"
"Hoist on his own petard"
"Found out what that button did"
"Really should label things around here"
"Deathtrap #314 inspected and approved by [name]"

 

"[player's name] performed an illegal operation and has now been terminated."