Tombstones Sayings

Now Nyss is REALLY Starbound. (Launched up out of the atmosphere)
Nyss mistook the airlock for a bathroom door (Death by space vacuum)
Nyss needs to stop doing that (Death from the same thing 4 times in a row)
Nyss REALLY needs to stop doing that (Death from the same thing 5 times in a row)
Nyss just doesn't learn, does he? (Death from the same thing 6 times in a row)
...and again (Death from the same thing 7+ times in a row)
Nyss caught a falling star in his mouth. (Death by meteorite)
Nyss made LOTS of new friends. (Death by a swarm of space bees/bugs)
Nyss couldn't afford the new speed holes (Death by impalement)
Bullets were apparently Nyss' one weakness. How did X know? (PVP gunshot death)
X invited Nyss to a barbeque (PVP fire death)
X did science to Nyss (PVP explosive or high energy death)

 

ThatAmazingPerson isn't a bird. (died by falling damage)

 

"And now we know that was the wrong way"

 

"For more information, Google 'death'"

 

"The subscriber is temporarily unreachable. Please leave your message under the stone"

 

"He said "Engage!" and did not know about the enormous wall of rock in front of them"

"He had a bad feeling about this"

 

"Here lies King Toad, he just had to get a closer look at the core."
"When he said the sky was falling, we thought he was kidding."
"Who knew you could die in shallow water?" or "His last word was Cannonball."
"Unable to pay for a new life, please try again later."
"I have no life, could I have yours?"

 

"guys look at all this lava"

 

"Look Ma', no hands!"

 

"What? No, I'm not dead. I'm simply on a discovery to see what it's like underground. There's danger here, by the way."

 

"I like Spaceships."

 

"Damn it, that was my favorite towel!"

 

(This thread is a giant like fest.)

"Fug"

 

RIP Player, even though you did fail pretty miserably and no one cares about you. Actually, forget the RIP. You're finally out of my life.Now.Go.Die.Somewhere.Else.

 

"Tetrys failed his saving throw."
"Tetrys added another tombstone to his collection."
"Here lies Tetrys. Oh, you were expecting something profound?"
"You must be at least this dead to cross the river Styx."
"Please deposit one drachma."
"Soul upload progress ~ 42%"
"Wait! Before you nerge. Breathe in, breathe out."

(Quite possibly more to follow)

 

"Was ceased by giant grabbers."

 

Sokina swam in lava...then got killed by a lava shark.
Sokina left a small crater...with her fist
Sokina tried to eat a poptop.
Sokina was a speedbump.


Last Words:

"10 pixels says I can."
"For science!"
"Awwww, she's so cute!"
"Farming tombstones"
"Brb"

Epitaphs:

Let's be honest, the world's a safer place now.
This grave is empty to protect valuables from grave robbing.
Here lies a secret passage to underground vault.
Sokina: Scientist, Adventurer, Scholar.
Science...it got done.

 

"She died as she lived... In space."

 

"Nothing can quite explain the stupidity that followed his/her death" Fall damage death
"He/she tried to become starbound, and now he's/she's food for the hound" Blown up by explosives
"Asked to not be tazed. Still was" Electrocuted to death
"Yo so i heard you like bein' underground and dead, so i put yo' dead in yo' underground" Die in a cave
"This makes me wish that i was dead. Oh wait" Die by PopTop
"Wonder what would happen if i OH GOD, THE BLOOD, THE BLOOD" Attempt to sneak past an enemy and die
"There's an Assassin's creed reference to be made somewhere" Die by bleeding effect
"Well. If i wasn't sure that i was dead burying me did the trick" Random thingy that shows up no matter how you die. (Note: Not 100% chance of this happening)

 

"Soil sampling in progress"