Tombstones Sayings

"He lived every day as if it were his last, especially this one."

 

some of the goodens from Fable/The lost chapters

"*name* went to sleep and forgot to wake up"
"I finished before you in the human race"
"T.Timmins: Tested a prototype anti-balverine hat... didnt work"
"Your standing on my head"
"at 5 gold per word, this is all your getting"
"Hey, wanna swap?"
"Not really dead, just sleeping... damn they buried me anyway"

 

I really love that game. It brings me back to a better time where I would spend all day punting chickens and harassing children. So many memories... Here's two of them:
I did the vulgar thrust emote to a little kid, and he said "Cool! Can you teach me how to do that?"
Later, my little brother put on a pink dress and the bandit mask, then went into the school as the "Mysterious Lady," where he showed the children how to throw a punch by using the teacher as his assistant.
*sigh* Good times. Good times.

 

I know what mine will be:

"Hey, Ill be back in about 5 minutes, mind watching my respawn point?"

 

"He didn't waste his days by trying to prolong them."
"He had a glass of water before he died, just as everyone else before him did. Coincidence?"

 

"[name] was vaporised attempting to read a ridiculous Tombstone."

 

"They told him/her he/she wouldn't die. He/She believed."
"Gone Fishing."

 

"Boldly went where no man should go again..."

 

"This tombstone is unreadable due to too many people carving there initials in it."

 

"[Name] tried to dodge the ground."

 

_______ loves Extreme Parkour.

 

"Currently number 3152 on the local NHS waiting list."

 

"Sigh... We got him/her again..."

 

"Clone #87573921905830920 eliminated."

 

"Grave-robbers wanted."

 

Double-posting AND BUMPING...
Someone recommended that I put this here:

"What the heck is that thing?! I'mma poke it with this stick!"

 

That gave me the idea for:
"The ten foot pole was an inch too short."

 

"He went into battle without any weapons so that his conscious would be unscathed, and it wasn't. We wish we could say the same about his face though."

 

I guess I'd have to go with
"What doesn't kill me, makes me- Oh"

 

"[player name] was allergic to explosions."