Tombstones Sayings

"praw emit a otni lleF"

 

"Sadly, P's friend got hit in the nose and he didn't quite understand him when he said 'Thtop! They're Attathing!'"

 

"Game over!

Score: &e0"

 

"404 error, File not found"

 

"We wondered what that fungus was doing on [Name]'s head. We now know."
[Name] went to see his good pal, Death.
In honor of [Name], who was eaten by a Poptop.

 

****** read the elder scroll...
****** tried to walk into Mordor...
******

 

'Blame The Aliens'

 

Here lies Flappi.
Fatally and dramatically beaten by a club.

 

"Arghaarr-aa..daagha"
his last words will remain in our memory forever.

 

"Ehdevva sahn, yula ni"

(a bunch of cookies to anyone who gets the ref)

 

MrRookie death is written on this tombstone.

 

"Poor P, he tripped and cracked his skull on this tombstone."

 

"Multiversal Healthcare died of a burst blood vessel in his brain after getting a little too excited about release day."

 

"But it's just a plant! Plants can't hurt you!"

 

Damn those dastardly venus humantraps!

 

"Trust me, it's perfectly safe!"
"Brixmon thought it was orange juice."-Lava
"Did you bring a light? No."-Darkbound
"Brixmon forgot to flush."-Killed by Poptops after explosive reproduction
"His last word was Schlorp."-Virorbs
"Brixmon found out that your eyes do pop in space."-Explosive Decompression in space
"Too much science leaked out."-Hull breach in space, reference to another indie game
"Look at 'im! He doesn't want to hurt us!"-Death by Creeper cameo, reference to Charlie the Friendly Creeper
"RIP Brixmon, He coped like a bookshelf. Killed by a Diggle on level 1."-Death by Diggle cameo, reference to VerbalProcessing
"Brixmon could not grasp the true form."-Killed by Darkbound Queen, reference to Earthbound
"Brixmon thought he was an archaeologist."-Death by rolling boulder trap, you know this reference.
"Brixmon is a pancake."-Falling Damage
"That's no moon!"-Death by enemy space station
"WWWhat was Brixmon doing?"-Death by gravity flip, reference to VVVVVV
"That's a very nice tombstone I've got here..."-Creeper cameo

"Hello, Mine Poptop!"

 

I think what three that will probably fit my experiences in Starbound would be:

"<player> wasn't sure what the green liquid was." [Death by acid]
"Why didn't you just jump out <player>? Why?" [Drowning]
And finally, "<Player hit the ground after falling from a significant height."

Water, and gravity are usually my two greatest enemies.

 

"Can't we just all be friends?"

 

"[Name] didn't fall to his death, he jumped!"
We will never forget you, anonymous person.
We forgot to tell him/her that we were floating in space when he opened the door.

 

I'd like to avoid the tombstone thing. but a funny saying if it hasn't already been said

"And another one bites the dust." for death by falling.