Tombstones Sayings

"Thank you for reading this, I will now continue to haunt you till you go insane."

 

"I'm an adventurer, I'll be respawning in the nearest Church if you need me."

 

"Single-room apartment for lease, close to the ground."

 

"Here lies Shark.
Born June 11th, 19--
Died May 28th, 2089.
Clone Generated: May 29th, 2089."
I'm really excited about the whole cloning thing.

 

Or even better.
"Born, then died by random monster, respawned, died again by same random monster, respawned again, yet again killed by..."

 

on the tombstone: "if you see this, my clones behind you"
last words
in a cave: "you guys hear something?"(killed by some kind of dart trap)
in a lab: "im not the only one who smells that, right?"(death by gas)
fighting a poisonous mob: "...why is my left arm numb?"

 

"This is going to be a very long corpse-run."

 

I'm going to need a lot more tombstones!

 

"oh hell, my bodys all the way back at my planet, and i didnt set my spawn...and i forgot the way....."

 

"Maybe, I would have lived, if this stupid tombstone wasn't so freeking heavy! Why was I carying that thing anyway?!"

 

"Died the way he lived: like a noob."
"That light at the end of the tunnel was a train."
"I beat you in the human race."
"If you're reading this, you don't need glasses."

 

"I can't see a thing!"
"Hey look, a treasure chest!"
"Guys, you're overreacting. The nuclear reactor doesn't need all this ice to cool down, it just needs a table fan!"
"Currently being spawn killed. Need more pixels to afford all these tombstones."

And personally, the best one I've done.. "He was last seen poking a bomb with a stick."
I love reading all the tombstone sayings here.

 

"He/She was really terrible and honestly, he/she deserved it."
"Oops I tripped."

 

"Here lies Herbert. He knows what he did."

 

"What makes you think it's sleeping? I'm like 100% sure it's dead. Here, I'll prove it by poking it with a stick!"

 

"_____ won the game through sheer fail"
(death by multiple types of damage over a short period of time. EG. Eaten, Shot, Blasted, Drowned, lit on fire, launched from a cannon, hit by a laser, died on impact with another planet all in the space of 1-2.5 seconds) I would reccomend thunderous applause and a screencap or video capture of whoever managed to do this. it would be amusing.

 

"____ thought this was a Terraria Copy" (would only work if slimes were overpowered).

 

"His last words were 'Hello mine turtle.'"

 

"Here lies proof of natural selection."
"Mythekos didn't make it to his next birthday."
"6 feet under, eh? Must be one of them landlubbers."

 

"See you soon."
"One tombstone means nothing, the five next to this one should make you nervous though."
"Hold still for a second."
"I am the chill that just raced down your spine."
"What killed me here is very important to know, too bad you don't."
"It is peacefull here, you should join us."