Tombstones Sayings

"Proto confused nitrogen with flame repellent"

 

Nitrogen gas on it's own isn't at all explosive though

 

Thank you, captain literalist.

 

My pleasure! Doesn't hurt to be vaguely scientifically accurate. Nitroglycerin would be a perfect substitute.

 

" Cool guys don't look at explosions..."

" Your pixilated life has ended - press Alt+F4+U to get a new one ! "

" I VILL BE BAAAAAAACK...NYAAAAAAAHGH !"

" I used to be alive, but then I took a proton arrow to the knee..."
/ Lameness to the roof and beyooooond ! xD /

 

More, more and some more.
"Should of kept the light off."
"Witch..."
"So just follow him right?"
"100110101000111001011."
"Eat this your going to love it."
"Does this taste poisonous to you?"
"Keep Looking Up was my life's admonition. I can do little else in my present position."
"Feel the weight of this."
"Raged on the IRC."
"Didn't know roman numerals."

 

I wonder how far we can take this thread...hm....

"____" went where no man has gone before (ejected out an airlock/sufocated in space)
"____" brought a sword to a laser fight
"____" didn't use the force
"____" forgot to stay on target (blasted with lasers)

 

This is never seems to end does it?

'' I would appreciate it if you would stop standing on my corpse ''

'' Stop, aim, fir- wait I have to reload ''

'' Remember to wear your space suit next time ''

'' Remember to buckle your seat belts. ''

'' Friendly fire... on? ''

'' I'm not dead yet, I'm just at the title screen ''

'' Poke a poptart with a stick! A brilliant idea ''

'' Ungard! I have a brick and I'm not afraid to use it! ''

'' Eat? Who ever said anything about food? ''

 

"I've died so many times I'm starting to run out of ideas for these...."

 

"MahBucket went out with a bang"
"MahBucket got eaten by fabulous hair" (Pop Top)
"Hey, Death, that's no fair. Best 2 out of 3..."
"Man... Davey Jones' Locker must be stuffed" (drown)

 

Off topic

Sheldon Cooper's secret identity.

On topic
"Take two steps to the left..."

 

"I can't sleep"
not mine, but i like it.
"I was ______.
Now im dead."
"_____ would like for you to dig"
"Here lies _____.
help me pl0x."

 

"All Your Brainz R Belong To Us" when killed by a zombie
"Im not dead, just taking a nap"
"Was here to chew bubblegum and kick ass" when killed while PVP
"Kirby! FTW??"
"The cake is a lie!"
"01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011" (translate with binary code)
"Epic Facepalm!!" when kiled by falling damage

 

01000001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100001

 

01010100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100001 00100001

 

"Valar morghulis"

 

"ooohhh they're gonna have to glue you back together IN HELL"

 

for robots- "rust in pieces"

 

Player thought it was just a normal, water rain - Death by acid rain

 

...Tried to breathe in space.
...Didn't land on both feet.
...Wasn't around to make funeral plans.
Where ... Is player name, and the rest is my uninspired ideas.