Tombstones Sayings

"Looking back, poking it in the eye was a bad idea."

 

The only painful thing about this for FN7 was their loss of coins.

 

"This chest totally won't be a mimic."

 

"He was trying to show off in front of girls"

 

Player smoothies, 50% off, today only!

 

"You're no Gandalf. Next time, pick on something less than 30 times your size."
"Why'd you try to breathe that!? It's green! Total no-no in video games!"

 

I like this thread. Lot of interesting quotes.

"Red Death came in Peace. Left in Pieces"
"Red Death rode the giant moon worm...straight into the ground" (Fall damage)
"Red Death shook hands with the Poptop and wants his face back" (Death by Poptop monster)
"Lost: 1 brain. if found please return to Red Death" (Death by Virorb?)
"Red Death has learned that death is fatal."

 

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

 

"Turns out, <Monster name>s are REALLY dangerous" When killed by a monster.
"Sand. My mortal enemy." When killed by sand.
"His death was hillarious, Let us frequintly relive it." When killed by falling.
"He had way worse reaction time than most people" when killed by a bomb.
"This is so cool, we're fighting <Boss name>! Oh NO! he's attacking me! OH GOD!
OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!" When fighting a boss.

Tell me where these death quotes came from, and I'll give you a space cookie.

 

Already been done but Monty Python Flying Circus is such a classic anyways here are some more I thought of.
"You Bloody Bastard."
"It's..."
"War, war never changes, the laws of physics don't either."
"Waves of hideous monsters I could take, there appetite for human flesh I couldn't."
"Wasn't Superman I dropped like a rock."
"Was Stabbed in the back by Sinister Sally."
"Lead armor wasn't a good choice."
"Really killed by a fracking snail."
"Fire at will he said those idiots though he meant me."

 

"Mister Star has learned the first rule of not being seen; do not stand up. Unfortunately he had chosen a rather obvious hiding location."

 

I wonder if there any other Sci Fi references that could be used...

"_____ is now a smoking hole in the ground"
"_____ should have used his umbrella" (death by Bombs or falling objects)
"_____ is dead Jim"
"_____ met a messy, but funny, end."
"_____ had a Red Shirt on at the time"
"_____ joined the team of expendable crewmen in the sky."
"_____ wanted to become a little meteor than the other guy" (falling damage)
"_____ was sealed in liquid freezonite"

 

"____ died in his bed at the age of 146, surrounded by grieving relatives. Unexpectedly, eh?"

 

I'll give it to you!

Also,
"____ once tried to castle with his bishop instead of his rook! Ha! Oh, and tragically, he was torn up in a black hole."

 

"Ain't no one f***s with tiny hippo. Ain't no one."

 

"Awaiting a zombie apocalypse."

 

"Don't worry men, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"
"At least I have chicken."
"Diggy, diggy grave."

 

Starbound born and starbound bred
now here I lay, starbound dead.

(name) last words: Let's split up. we'll cover more ground.

 

"____'s flesh has liquefied" (Acid)
"____ has met a shattering demise" (Frozen solid and broken)
"____ has split personality issues" (Bisected by a blade)
"____ tested ____'s patience one time too many" (Killed by attacking and being attacked back by an ally)
"____'s chances of survival have slimmed down to none" (Crushed vertically)
"____ has officially joined the one-dimensional beings club" (Crushed horizontally)
"____ didn't do well in trusting the five-seconds rule" (Killed by consuming harmful/rotten/poisonous food?)
"____ couldn't keep up the pressure" (Death by exposition to outer space)
"____ wetted [him/her]self a bit too much" (Drowned)
"____ now knows what being a shishkebab feels like" (Impaled)
"____ has met a most ironic demise" (Killed by own tombstone?)
"____ failed to perform wingless flight" (Fall damage)
"____'s body couldn't withstand that one last bump" (Killed by a damage of 5 or less)
"____ died for honor and glory!" (Killed in an explosion that also killed hostiles)
"____ should have sent in the canary first." (Suffocated by natural gas)
"____'s offer for a breath mint was kindly rejected by ____" (Killed by a breath weapon)
"____ is shamelessly flirting with the Reaper" (Killed several times in a row)
"____ has a brand new ventilating system) (Ran through by bullets, lasers or polearms)
"____ has joined the scenery." (Petrified/Frozen)
"____ was caught in the crossfire" (Killed by friendly fire in battle)

 

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