Tombstones Sayings

Wow 10 pages keep up the good work.
"Knock Knock"
"Didn't have metal fillings." reference to The Thing
"Forgot to bring ammo."
"I sure showed that mosquito."
"Shot by his partner Two Timer Willy."
"He was no dragon, fire can not kill a dragon." reference to Game Of Thrones
"Was a tad off with his aiming of the orbital strike."
"Apparently that ore was radioactive."

 

i feel like these should be death messages rather than tombstone sayings just sayin

 

"User didn't remember the Konami code in time"
"User ate an apple from a tree. That tree ate user. Darwin, eat your heart out."
"We're really not that evil, user. Here, this rock'll be a memento for you. No hard feelings?"
"Did you really think you'd tame something with that big of teeth?"
"Sheesh, you're so vain, you probably think this tombstone's about you!"

 

I FELL OVER 9000 meters

 

(Insert name hear) did not understand the importance of not being seen. (Monty python scetches will never be too old to referance.)

I think tomb stone messages often work best when they rhyme though so hear are some i just came up with.


Hear lies (Insert name hear).
All broken hearted.
Sat down for Tea,
instead Departed.


(Insert name hear) was quick,
(Insert name hear) was nimble,
But the giant two eyed goo ball still only left enough of (insert name hear) to fill a thimble.


(Insert name hear) was clean, and fresh,
So sad he was made of lean human flesh.


(insert name hear) was on a mission, when he ran out of amunition.


If you had been there that day,
When (insert name hear) was blown away,
You also would not know what was best to say.


(insert name hear) had a nice big space ship,
to big by far for the landing strip


(Insert name hear) took with him a tazer,
To bad the bug eyed best of Valen twelve carried a lazer.

 

"We swear, it was just a prank"

 

While there are death messages here, this thread originally was going to be about tombstone sayings but sort of migrated to death messages as well.

Wow awesome job hopefully more rhyming ones appear now

Here's some Monty Python ones mostly holy grail.
"Didn't know the maximum airspeed velocity of a swallow."
"Weighed as much as a duck."
"Crossed the Black Knight."
"Was Nee to death."

"Here lies a knave,
Where in the grave,
His first good deed,
Was feed the weed." Monty Python Flying Circus

 

auhhhhh i shall think of more than

 

"Gravity 1337, User 0."
"Apparently you should never eat pie for breakfast."
"So, this planet has no perpetual motion."
"Some may have called him a Space Hobo, I called him target locked."
"Death had to make a pit-stop here!"
"Did not survive."
"Hello eternity."
"Debt paid."
"<Insert name> has quit life."
"<insert name> Could never follow directions, I told him to land on the third rock from the sun. Not on the sun."
"<Insert name> Has been fired from life."
"Can you get off me? I can't breath with you standing there."
"I shall return"
"Yes, fire can kill"
"KDR -1"

 

"Behind you!"
"Whatever you do, DO NOT BLINK"
"Beware of racoons"
"Download is complete"

 

"Killed by his comrades for comparing something to Terraria. Everyone agreed he had it coming"

 

Made my day C:

 

In honor of Star Wars day these are themed towards Star Wars.

“Was cremated and put into a Jar Jar.”
“Found out he has no force powers.”
“Looking down the hilt of a light saber while turning it on is apparently deadly.”
“Starbound found his only weak spot”
“It’s a trap! ...Should have said that sooner.”
“You still have a bad feeling about this?”
“Needed more faith in his friends.”
“Yoda would never have done that!”
“Jedi mind tricks do not work on Pop Tops.”
“These blast points — too accurate for sandpeople. Only Pop Tops are so precise.”
“<Insert Name> didn’t let the Wookie win.”
“This is <Insert Player Name>, I’m going in.”

 

"Stop reading those epitaphs!"
"S.C.R.A.M."

 

"this time i'm coming back as a zombie I SWEAR"
"if im going down IM F*CKING TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME"
"brb, chillen in heaven"
"GET TO THE CHOPPER"or you know maybe the spaceship
"HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!"
"i shot the sheriff~.... then he shot me back"
"another one bights the dust... it tastes horrible"
"TROLOLOLOLOL"
"THAT WAS SPARTAAAA"

 

Once again I've thought of some more hope you like
"I've had enough, of these mother F***ing snakes, on this mother F***ing plane I'm opening a window."
"You said are altitude is at 1000 right."
"GODZILLA but its not Godzilla do to copyright laws but still we should run like it's Godzilla."
"Apparently I'm not bigger then Jesus."
"Planet was destroyed for a hyperspace express route."
"Thousand nations of the Persian empire descended upon him."
"Was 2 days from retiring."
"Was Left 4 Dead."

 

"When you see it , you'll sh*t tombstones." (Death by cloaked enemy)

 

"iDead"
"Yo dawg, I heard you like your name, so we put your name on this tombstone. And put your body under it"

 

"Suzie fell down a well, Lassie wasn't there..."

 

GlobularDuke decided it was ok to go to a threat level 100 planet.