Tombstones Sayings

In the beginning the universe was created, this made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move, but with life come death and with death often brings tombstones. Now many games use tombstones to write jokes or even references on so if Starbond where to have tombstones what epitaph would you write on yours or should I say have written on yours.

Mine would be "Gee, he was here a moment ago."
Although my favorite epitaph would be (ok I admit that sounds weird) Edger Allan Poe "Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore."

 

Google famous last quotes; there's a website for that.

• My favorite quote would be from James French, who was excecuted by the electric chair. His last words were: " Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries! "

 

"Here lies a sucker"
"He tried to feed the adult PopTop from the hand. DON'T DO THAT"
"Such a waste of a good stone"
"Too much space donuts. Poor lad"
"Swallowed a lot of vacuum" (not my idea but i love it so much)

 

Maybe we can add custom saying to differnt deathes? For instance:
Murky tried to swim without floaties-drownd
Murky thought he had fire-proof pants-lava/burned alive
Murky picked a fight with a Viorb(this changes depending on monster)
Murky forgot his clip-on wings-fell to death
Murky turned into dust-burned to death
Murky was vaporized-killed by a lazer/energy weapon
Murky is now swiss-chesse-killed by a ballistic weapon
Murky thought god-mode was on-random death note
Murky believed in being immune to explosions-died of explosive
Murky picked a fight with nature-drowned, lava, killed by a tree i dont know...
Murky fought the law, and the law won-space police/moderators
These are retrospective to the differnt deaths.

 

I just hope my last words aren't "Hey y'all, watch this!"

 

"Forever starbound"
"His last words was 'Hey, guys, what this red button is used for?'. Corpse was never found"
"He always was a lucky bastard. We have even found a fist-size diamond while burying him. Thank you Jamie!"
for girls:
"Betty rests here. She'll still imperishable for ever. No wonder - with so much silicone implants!"

 

"Was killed by an awesome thing."
"Was killed by a lame thing. He wanted to be killed by an awesome thing."

 

"BRB LOL"

 

Thought of some more last night.
"Hold my drink your going to love this."
"Looked up an elevator shaft to see, if it was on the way down... It was." (not mine but still funny)
"I'll be back."
"Betty White told me to."
Edit - "He's spending the year dead for tax purposes."

 

"Entire life he wanted to touch the stars. Now his dream has come true. Seems that it was a red dwarf"
"Let's remember John as he was in life - as a clumsy hapless jerk"
"Content of the space wasp's stomach"
"RIP (Revenge If Possible)"
"Generic epitaph"

 

"Rest in Pieces"

 

"noisnemid lellarap a ot enoG"
"404: grave not found"
"Failed to construct additional pylons"

 

Where'd the damn Xenomorph g-AARRAAAGAGAAAchcklch...​

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The last words poor bill ever said​

RIP Bill​

3210-3240​

 

"Currently studying decomposition."

 

Nyss found out what the little red button does. (Death by self explosion)
Nyss stuck his head in a vortex. (Death by vortex)
Nyss appeased the volcano gods. (Death by Lava)
Nyss scienced himself to death. (Misuse of an exotic weapon or technology)
Nyss forgot to bring protection. (Death from toxic environmental conditions)
Nyss fought the wall, and the wall won. (Impact against a wall or vertical plane)
Nyss is now a rapidly expanding cloud of vapor. (Disintegration Death)
Nyss went to frolic in acid rain. Whoops. (Acid Rain Death)
Nyss got an awesome tan. (Background radiation death)
Nyss made friends with gravity. (Falling Death)
Nyss is a meat popsicle. (Freezing Death)
Nyss forgot he has lungs. (Drowning Death)
Nyss decided to feed a Poptop. (Death by Poptop)

 

Terraria had the exact same thing

 

So did quake, unreal tournament, and many other games.

 

Messages specific to cause of death follow:

"Now he knows how laminate feels" - death by falling
"He should have quit smoking" - death by fire
"Died from oxygen withdrawal" - suffocation
"I thought that tasted funny" - poisoned
"Winner of the Intergalactic Ice Sculpture Competition" - frozen

 

"here lies player.. oh what noone could care less "

edit: "here lie- THE -insert epic girl npc- IS MINE NOW"

 

"Here lies what might be the remains of player."
"Player was an example to us all. Now don't do that."