Tiy Introduces the past tommorow?

I was looking at the latest update when I just completely froze in my tracks. The date says it is the may 24th update. My computer says it is may 24th. Starbound says Tiy posted it on May 25th. GG INTERNET. Tiy is Time Beard.

So let's add an interesting explanation to this!

*ahem*

Tiy realized that he couldn't do the full updates per day because he worked himself till midnight everyday. He also realized that he couldn't break his normal flow of days. Therefore, he invents a time machine to post on the forums what he did the day before. The machine gives the current date, and we see it before it would normally be posted.

Mind = Blown

 

Tiy is a time travelling buffalo from 2041. Or a dinosaur.

 

OH MY GOD...
What method of time travel? Going between to super large strings in space that are about to collide?
Or one of the different ones?

 

Liar, we all know Tiy is really the 24th Yit, a time lord from the future. He has came back to save us all, by giving us good video games.

 

Heretic, devote yourself to Tiy-Rex of the World of Tomorrow before he smites you.

 

No... He is the only one who stands between us and death. For he is... TIME BEARD...ORN... or something...

 

TIME LORD, MOFO.
Or, he is a DALEK, come to kill us all by making us waste time on games? We would not even know that the main mothership had landed. WE COULD ALL DIE,

 

What is tiy may never tiy

 

OH LORD. WE'VE FUNDED THEIR EVIL SCHEMES! ABORT ABORT

 

AHH. Wait, I'd rather die than not play Starbound.
REINSTATE~!

 

REINSTATED. INITIATE BRAINWASHING.

 

INITIATED.
CALLING MODS TO CLEAN ALL TRACE OF PLAN BREAKING.
LETS PLAY.

 

Of course he's a Time Lord. Have you seen that scarf? Only a Time Lord could pull that off.

 

It's been like that every day, at least for me. I don't know why, but the server is probably located on some miscellaneous Pacific island or something. I don't really know.

 

ANOTHER DALEK.

 

Meh, I don't watch Dr. Who...

*puts on flame-retardant suit*

 

Well, flame is not what I was going to use. Each one to his/her o-
NO.
PLASMA. WATCH IT.

 

Time zones?

 

No, DALEKS

 

Daleks, eh? I'm gonna need a bigger axe.