This made me smile

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mollygos ‏@mollygos

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hey dudes/dudettes- when we know exactly when the beta will be ready, you'll know too! promise.

 

snoopdound? I don't get it..

 

Meanwhile, let's all be patient, and try to play some terraria to pass the time.

 

This made me cringe. This is implying that most (if not all) of the staff have no idea in hell when the beta is going to be ready.

 

SnoopD+Ound =


(Yes, just yes )

 

this. everybody pleazzzz chill out, im sure you all have already quite a big backlogs of games so don't stress the devs too much and relax a bit

 

I'm offended

when she messaged me, she called me a dude. Now I know she uses the term dudette for girls! Surely, people see my extreme femininity??? spoilers: sarcasm

 

I'm a developer on the game. I am telling you that we don't have a release date for the beta aside from 2013, because we don't. It's not a matter of being uninformed.

I am nothing if not super inconsistent in the way I address people!

 

It's not a microwave burrito, dude.

 

pffffft- maybe.

The game is only in production for a little over a year when other companies like this puts out a game at least 2 years after production. They're already promising a pretty early beta release imo, so I don't mind the weight.

 

No Molly is the devil pushing their devil agenda and LYING to us about Beta

Chucklefish has betas and are distributing it only to the rich wake up sheeple

 

I think he was referring to the fact that that seems to imply the release date is not near, not that the team was uninformed.

Not that I share that thought.

 

Would you be disappointed if I told you that Starbound is actually just a project codename for Microwave Burrito Simulator 2013?

 

That might make me preorder a few more times.

 

You need to incorporate engine for Surgeon Simulator into the game. He, he he.

 

is it sad that that is actually my other avatar

I think that's the exact picture too from my steam, where'd you get that??

 

probably the flash video where everyone else got it from

 

It's everywhere over google images. Dragonz ball pee pee was one of my favorite youtube cartoon, and apparently, a lot of people shared the sentiment, and posted clips of the show onto google, which led us to where we are today.

 

but I mean, I think that's the exact same size. Cuz I remember actually getting it myself manually and changing the size to make it look a little better on steam

but then again, Dragonzball Pee Pee did get really popular fast.

I TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH, back in my day I used to be the only one with dragonzball avatars! I was usin dem b4 dey wer col.... /hipster