Bug/Issue This is probably beyond description

I'm not even sure where to begin. I think this is my punishment for using OSX.

Model Name: MacBook Air

Model Identifier: MacBookAir4,2

Processor Name: Intel Core i7

Processor Speed: 1.8 GHz

Number of Processors: 1

Total Number of Cores: 2

L2 Cache (per Core): 256 KB

L3 Cache: 4 MB

Memory: 4 GB

Boot ROM Version: MBA41.0077.B14

SMC Version (system): 1.73f66

Serial Number (system): C02G64J3DJWR

Hardware UUI 64881ACC-B1F7-545C-AB17-6F013D7EFDC5