Chat Things that really annoy you

PEOPLE THAT SMACK THEIR LIPS WHEN THEY EAT.
THEY MAKE ME WISH TO BREAK THINGS.
LIKE A BRICK.
OVER THEIR FACES.

 

Other students in my school. Because they are so . As Ariskelis said:

'Tis is an accurate representation of my current state of mind.

 

One thing I *dont* hate is when people quote my posts.
One thing I *do* hate is when people are absolute dolts. Especially school age people that are supposed to be able to learn things, yet refuse to.
I think I have some spare bricks in the back...

 

Bricks? I'll buy one.

Or twenty-three.

 

It's worse when they are adults. Or, the people who think/pretend they know everything about any given subject, and keep going on about it. You can never know everything, and you are always learning. Hell, I'm in my 50's and just found out that a cashew isn't a nut, but a fruit.

 

..........A cashew is a fruit?
EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!

Twenty-three? Why stop there? I have a 42 for 42$ deal going on now, it's a great buy, trust me!

 

I never said I'll use one per person

 

One per person? Pffft! I use five per person!

I also hate when my friends ARE SO LAME and decide they don't want to do a thing after I was sure we were gonna do a thing.

 

HAHA I'm this kind of guy. dont hit meh plz

 

Nah, you seem cool.
For now.
*Readies brick*
Can never be too sure...

And for the sake of not being off topic, I hate people who call me "hon" or "sweetie" all passive aggressively like DONT PATRONIZE ME

 

When I forget my login for almost two years

But I'm back wooo

 

Anyone who eats with their mouth open.

Steam literally fucking asking me for a passcode everytime I login holy shit it's not even been a week.

People who capitalize Random words that should Not be Capitalized for no Reason

 

Fake ripped jeans

 

Um-ers. People who speak publicly or on a radio show and every sentence has at least two ums in it. I listen to Coast to Coast, and one time (very interesting topic) in a 60 second span, the speaker said "'um'" over 20 times. Couldn't even finish listening to it.

 

When someone is slurping really really loud and you tell them to stop and then they slurp even louder

 

The thing that annoys me the most is when in starbound your on the last stage of a boss then it kills you.
So annoying. the boss be like > I be like > then

 

Someone (including myself) being wrongly accused of something.
People touching my stuff, but it's less anger and more like an insurmountable urge to stop them (unless of course it's someone i trust)

In most other situations i'm reasonably cool

 

the newest update!!!! i hate the new toolbar!!! it sucks. it was better when you could pick from a standard toolbar and now it just sucks. also it served as extra item slots.

 

Do you mean starbound's newest toolbar? Because that's an optional thing you never ever have to actually use.

 

This ice machine I mean JESUS look at the thing it's massive it took up almost the entire counter at subway what makes you so special ice machine?