Theory :: Plant Fiber Trees are Old Florans

It is rare, but on some planets trees can be found that drop Plant Fiber instead of wood.

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I know what you're thinking; "But Florans talk! But Florans move! But Florans aren't tall!"
Listen, you dense little ewok.
What if they are buried florans that grew into a tree?
Or maybe...
THE NEXT STAGE OF EVOLUTION.
Now I know what you're thinking, I know everything.
"That's stupid."
I have taken a picture of these trees (From a distance, do not worry) And i have compared them to old people.
See the resemblance!
http://i.imgur.com/mVIIrQs.png A Retirement home.
http://i.imgur.com/bYwyWh2.png A Forest.
WITH THIS LOGIC
Maybe flowers are babies?
ARE TEENAGERS GRASS?
And adults are florans. Idiot.
http://i.imgur.com/S9WuW5v.png This lady has a toddler on her face.

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You've been drinking, right? You sound like you're trunk.

 

Is this theory possibly inspired by the life cycle of "The Piggies" in Orson Scott Card's Ender Saga?

 

Alright, I am officially lost.

 

WTF ?! *blink blink*

 

Well.. that's morbid.

 

That is a lovely series. Well the amount that I read of it, which was up to the fouth book I think... However I don't remember much of it. >< I'll have to read again, to see what you mean... Oh well at least I know what to look forward to for a bit.

Unsure what to really make of the OP though. Quite different than much I have read here. An interesting way to look at it though, albeit an odd one. hmm...

 

The truth is out there!

 

Makes me never want to cut down a tree... why! why did you do this to me!

 

There's no such thing as an old Floran. If they ever became so old as not to be able to hunt, they'd become dead Florans instead.

 

well my THEORY about this is, he's a tree himself and all this is just a broken down attempt to save his family!...

 

Oh okay then, carry on.

 

Makes me want to run through a jungle with an overpowered lazer cannon.

 

My grandfather was a shrub.

 

naw

 

you're mixing races... now that should be illegal right there.

ARE YOU REALLY A PLANT THEN!? is your whole post legit considering your grandfather was a shrub? is your life a lie?
so many question yet... noone can answer.

 

Yeah......
Space ships are actually really over weight Glitch
Chickens are actually albino midget Avian
Poison attacks are Novakids hiding in monsters mouths and are trying to surprise you for your birthday.
The Apex are the unpaid extras from the Planet of the Apes franchise.
Humans.....um

 

Humans are a figment of the imagination.

 

Is everyone disregarding the post made by the guy who writes the lore?

 

He disproved an entire thread with three letters