Hey, you! Yeah, you, the naked guy! You look like you have problems. Tell us, son, what type of problems do you have? Intergalactic Government stealing your thoughts? Can't sleep at night because of the voices in your head? No stylish head wear? Well it's YOUR lucky day, because we have the solution to all but one of your predicaments! Introducing. . . THE TIN-FOIL TOPPER! With this beautifully hand crafted chunk of Aluminium foil, you too can be safe from the prying radio waves of the Government! How can I be sure? Because I have SELF CONFIDENCE! Would you look at that, a perfect fit! Whats that stalk-like thing on the back, you might ask? We have absolutely NO IDEA! But that doesn't matter, because now your secret, nudist thoughts are safe once more! UPDATE! According to our scientists, that stalk-like structure now spins! OMINOUSLY! We still have no idea what it does, and it's probably best if you ignore it. HUZZAH! Scaled down.
whats funny is I actually own one, maybe not funny.. gotta get my hat back into alignment the KGb can read what i'm typing because i'm thinking it before typing brb
