Hello dear readers, Once upon a time, there was a man named "Mee." Of course, much mockery was made to the boy in Galactic School due to his rather unusual name, but somehow he made it through. He decided that, although he wanted to explore the galaxy, he also wanted to be a chef. A Soup Chef. and thus, the story of Mee the Soup Warrior had begun.
Chapter 1: "What's with all the ruckus?!" Mumbled Mee as he woke from a dream in which he had illegally tried to purchase a pair of Mr. Kazoo's Electric Undergarments. "I was having a perfectly good, totally not drug-induced dream!" He said indignantly. " Sorry about that, you see?" Said Will Kosby, Mee's friend and ship captain. " Wouldja like some jello pudding for breakfast, with the hippin, and the hoppin' and the zippin' in the zoppin'?" He asked. "No, I'll be making breakfast this morning, my dear friend." Mee interjected. "But all you ever make is soup, you see?" Mee looked out the window at the near planet, a desert planet called Gilmour. " How long till we arrive, Will?" "'Bout 2 hours," replied Captain Kosby. Mee sighed as their ship, The Food Stamp, flew through the stars, on towards Gilmour.
Thanks for all the feedback you guys Chapter 2: As soon as The Food Stamp got within 3 Galactic Miles of Gilmour, they knew something was up. Smoke rose from the surface of the barren desert planet as our heroes looked on. "What's with all the smoke, you see?'" Asked Will Kosby, who, if for some reason you don't remember, was the ship's captain. "I don't know," replied Mee,"But it can't be good." The Food Stamp touched down on Gilmour's dusty surface, and our heroes got out of the ship. Immediately, a strange frog-like creature cried "Help! Help! The Chickenlord has descended!" "What's that thing?" asked Mee curiously. "You see, that seems to be a Dustfrog, native to this planet." Was the reply. Knowing what the creature was, Mee asked the Dustfrog, "What's this... Chickenlord?" The panicked Dustfrog's eyes got wide and it screamed, "The Chickenlord! He descended on a giant Eggship! He is here to enslave us!" "Well... if you come with us, maybe we could... help?" Asked Mee tentatively. The Dustfrog immediately looked happier and said, "Yes! To help my people! That would be great! By the way, my name's Sanchez." Said the Dustfrog who we will now call Sanchez. "This planet is very... wild.... and, er.... western, if you catch my meaning." Said Sanchez. Mee looked to his right to see a frontier-looking town. He sighed and said, "Let's do this, then."
I came for the Pink Floyd... I stayed for the story... and the Pink Floyd... lol Gilmour... What a nice name for a planet, is it next to Wateria or is it Wright next to the Barretonian battle fleet outpost? Does it, by any chance, have any Masonium ore?
Yes, It's adjacent to Wateria, and yes, it is quite rich with Masonium. It also has a strange cult of cow worshippers known as the Atom Heart Mothers. Oh, and there's a large Wall separating its two halves. There's also a strange traveller who is known as The Piper at the Gates of Dawn. Also, there's a rumor about there being Animals on The Dark Side of the Moon. I could go on all day...
Is it the one, famous for it's Echo caverns? And are the Atom Heart Mothers sworn enemies to the Lucifer Sammies? Does its beaches have beautiful palm trees that people would pay to look at? ahhh my friend has to see this threadxD
