Ever wanted to spread toxic joy to Mother Nature? Or release laughing gas into the atmosphere of your home planet? Perhaps poisons to defeat your enemies? Well now you can! Introducing the Smuzzler 6000! With this hat, and the vials provided in your special smuzzzzzling package, you can smoke anything! Be it schools with the laughing vials! Be it planets with the poison vials! Be it newly created forests with growth vials! Pre-Order now and get the special exclusive super one of a kind terraformation vials! Only for the low, low price of *cough, cough* pounds! Crudely drawn concept art can be seen below. Vials should not be opened under any circumstances. Vial liquid should not be consumed unless you are an Avian. Do not leave near children of ages 3 or younger. We are not responsable for any death while product is in use. "Smuzzler 6000" is owned by Retracto Corp. All Rights Reserved. 2212
