The SCP Foundation; "Secure. Contain. Protect"

I'm in.

 

Fair enough, you'll just have to fill out a application forum and unless I find something worth scrutinizing, you should be good to go.

 

Oh no, he's bleeding with radioactive wast-- oh no wait, that's just nacho cheese! I'm okay with nacho cheese bleeding!

 

*puts on a sombrero* OY OY!

 

Hmmm, makes me wonder how well of a blood substitute nacho cheese would be...

 

Where am i? Why am i traped in this...tiny room? Whats with the huge door?

 

You're in our plane of existence (Luckily) and I think it's not a tiny room with a huge door, but in fact a quite large room with a much larger door.

As for why you're here, you'll have to wait for the 05 for that one...

 

"No i mean...there is a white and yellow sign outside, SCP-001, eluclid, and a strange photo of me..." the latios floats there confused

 

Go through the door promptly and report on what you find valued individual

 

Emm well another room with a smaller door but i need some kind of card to use it...Lvl 5...maybe

 

Looks like the perfect time for the chainsaw canon; we spent money on it so we might as well use it.

 

I could melt the door with a hyper beam?

 

Ch-- chainsaw cannon?! What's wrong with solar catapult?!

 

No this is what you want! I have one would you like it broken-steel?

 

Re-applying after recovering from a dangerous encounter with SCP-____.

Name: Cloudhopper (Callsign: Newgate)
Have you read any of the SCP articles: Quite a lot.
Favorite SCP Article: SCP-217.
Why you want to join: There aren't many other jobs that utilize my skillset.
Position: Agent.

 

Name: Nova Storm. (Callsign: SCP-001)
Have you read any of the SCP articles: Mhm yes I even wanted to make up my own but...had no time.
Favorite SCP Article: I like a lot...all so taped like me.
Why you want to join: I had no choice.
Position: SCP emm (Monster, thingy)[DOUBLEPOST=1414409873][/DOUBLEPOST](I just did this randomly hope you like it )

 

That's...kinda of a bold move, calling yourself SCP-001.

Name: Chaselock (Callsign: Not sure what this is. Character name? Call the thing Wes.)
Have you read any of the SCP articles: HAHAHAHAHAHA YES.
Favorite SCP Article: SCP-261.
Why you want to join: Because it will be fun.
Position: Class-D janitor.

 

Yay, D-class! Release the sculpture!

 

It seems as though it died, and I was preoccupied with other matters know as school. Regardless, Chaselock, you are accepted, and Nova, I must admit that I frown on your bold move, and ask that you change your application a bit.

EDIT: In unrelated news, evidently forum user Commander Borges has plans to write a large meta story thing and you know what let me just quote what he sent me:

Wanted to run this by you guys, see if you had any interest in it.

 

Hmm... this might be interesting. Even if we're not participating, I got TlenoTech corp to get some action. Probably. Dunno. I hate participating, sometimes, even when I want to!

Anyways... we're not exactly an openly existing organization, right? Our main goal is containment, not politics, so dunno what could potentially force us into getting involved in an open war.