Hello, potential reader*, and welcome, to The Onyx Exposition. Which is a black market courier service, disguised as a newspaper delivery service.___________________________________________________________ We** report the most unknown of news to those of you* who may, or may not, be interested in the current events going on in the galaxy. We** DO NOT*** deliver illicit substances, items, animals, blueprints, and/or people, for low, reasonable, prices. We** do, personally deliver the most breaking and hard-hitting news that there is, making sure to keep our** devoted readers* happy with their media**** needs. We are looking for avid delivery-persons writers and reporters. Enquire within. ___________________________________________________________ If you are interested in a position within our organization, please ensure that you are willing to cooperate with the following Code of Ethics!___________________________________________________________ Code of Ethics for The Onyx Exposition: 1. Treat your fellow reporters** with the respect they deserve.2. If you have any feuds with fellow reporters**, resolve it on your own time.3. If you share any corporation secrets, you will be immediately removed from existence terminated.4. You may socialize as you wish, so long as Code 3 is followed.5. Do not discuss your employment to anyone.6. Do not deliver news**** to suspicious persons.7. If someone suggests that you are wrong, smile and leave.8. Never, ever, ever, scam any person.9. Do not create false articles.10. As an employee, you receive 20% of your sales for personal use.11. There are no discounts.12. There are NO discounts.13. Whilst delivering media****, if someone attempts to steal anything from your possession, quickly relieve them of all that they possess, life included.___________________________________________________________ * You may, or may not, be, a reader, who may, or may not, be, a criminal, or non-criminal.** "We", may, or may not be, merely a broad term which may, or may not, represent mysterious people, who may, or may not, actually exist.*** "DO NOT" is a very broad term, and may not accurately represent our organization.**** "Media" may, or may not, accurately describe our services.
