The OFFICIAL Avali Nexus #2

Hey, on the upside...
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...Yeah, whatever.

 

There is no upside to this. At all.
@lonewolf1358 Anyway, I just got out of shower. Now what?

 

*wakes up in the same hospital* why does it feel like my arms got bitten by a wolf... oh yeah. great now i will get clean-up duty, for a LONG time. i have no money and i now have to work off two, TWO! prosthetic limps. dammit man...

 

On the bright side you've earn the tittle "torso boy"

okay that was a bit insulting

 

my prices still stand

 

torso and upper legs... *continues cleaning up own blood* now can you get me a bucket of clean water, please.

 

You killed Reks! You [redacted]! *charges railgun*

Ah, you beat me to the arms. I guess I'll have to settle for two rounds to the kneecaps, one to the stomach, and then maybe one to the brainstem (medula oblongata, or at least the Avali equivalent) to instantly paralyze and kill you.

If I'm feeling generous.

 

If you need augmentation, I am your wall.

 

Taken?

 

Awesome movie. One of my favorites.

Gotta run again guys. Be back later.

 

back off pal, this sale is mine

 

If you had even a hint of regret, apology, or sadness, then you wouldn't be bleeding out right now, and you would still have arms.

Now, get something to eat so you don't taste mud.

Not bitten off, not by a wolf. Unless you have experiences with me a long time ago, you weren't attacked by me as a wolf.

Don't kill him. Make it worse for him. Let him live, but with no ability to move, in serious pain, nowhere near a hospital.
Set him on fire with only the ability to roll. Throw him into a pool of water.

You wanted to tax the poor?
He's BROKE.

 

Actually according to Valve, "Mad milk is just radioactive milk."

 

My augmentation techniques are superior to your crude and tribal methods AND is free.

 

...Isn't that worse? He may die.

 

I'll be sound asleep under my cardboard box now, if Reks' ghost do show up make sure she doesn't posses me(ghost cant posses mechanian/android right?) let alone using any of my onboard weapons and combat ability to gain revenge.
*cover self under a cardboard box sleeping*

 

how dare you! I'll have you know that I use only the finest technology and materials in the known galaxy! all prosthetics are guaranteed to be at least 100% as articulate as the one you lost, they interface with the nervous system such that your body will think you've just simply grown a new arm (though that is also an option, I can't guarantee it'll work as well), and they'll be completely bulletproof (okay I lied that bit is optional cuz nobody NEEDS armor composites)

 

Well it's better than being covered in the alternative .-.

 

Also I get the feel that the lot of us here outta play tf2 together at some point.

 

with a rail gun all you would get would be a pile of guts and gore.