The OFFICIAL Avali Nexus #2

I wouldn't complain. Milk is healthy and makes your bones stronger!

 

maybe so, but the blunt object that usually follows the milk is quite unhealthy for you

 

Not if we put you in the hopsital!
*picks up, and makes ambulance sounds while running to the nearest hospital*

 

But it already hit Omni, so that's not an issue.
*sips dripping milk*

 

Lactose intolerant

 

...Except if you are that, of course.

 

Totally drawing this scene.
Edit: your also drinking urine.

 

You won't.
It's my bar now.
I have installed security turrets in the ceiling.

Battle Bee, this is why you should stay in my bunker.
We may be eating MREs, but at least it isn't "magic" drugged meat.

Just sleep in my bunker. There are guard turrets to keep anyone that wants to annoy you away, robotic stuff to do all of your work for you, and it's really secure.


And when did we start talking about TF2?

 

I was just finish extinguishing Reks with a fire extinguisher and then Omni got a pyro and set almost everything on fire

 

Ow, watch the burns

Oh hey, pain! I'm still aliv- OW

 

Dammit.

It has next to no fresh hair inside, though.
Also, your kitchen sucks. 75% of the food is either spoiled, or really terrible.

 

Sorry! We're here though. We're at the hospital. They should be able to help you. I hope.

 

...Fine, I'll say it.
Bee, if Jarate is piss, than what is Mad Milk?

 

MREs don't go spoiled. That's why I have them.
And they're not that bad.
But if you want fresh air, there's a plant room on the second floor down.

I really don't want to know.

 

...
...
*aggressively vomits out everything*
WHY?!

 

I am so sorry.

 

Remember when I said I'm drawing this scene?

 

I NEED TO SUPPRESS THIS TASTE.
*eats mud*

Oh no...

 

PFC-based artificial blood(my horrible guess), may/may not explain its healing properties in TF2.

 

It's not an Apex hospital, is it? I'm kinda blind and I can't hear properly.