The OFFICIAL Avali Nexus #2

LAWL *Sprays a wasp*
-Police- HEY!!

 

As it should be, that stuff is not dope.
...But holy shit that is hilarious.

 

Time for the good old cardboard box trick
*puts on cardboard box then crouch walk away*

 

WHY COULD I NOT BE ON EARLIER TODAY! DARN YOU TERRIBLY UNRELIABLE INTERNET!
GAHHHHJ!
*dies off adorableness*

 

Welcome to the underbed. It's like Hotel California. Or the thread. "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

 

Oh? *goes to the edge and simply leaves*

 

But they have a point, the thing just melted mid-air.
Thankfully, I didn't get into trouble.

One wasp was slightly obliterated in the upping of this cheer.

 

*returns, looking completely different. The bright red feathered Avali, in fact*

Thanks so much for the fun, people. Took a while to realise the best way to get fishface to turn into an Avali would be mind control and stuid shenanigans.
Now that I'm here in the flesh, what the hell is going on here?

 

I've had enough of this place.
*picks up the bed and shoves it across the room, pulls everyone out from under it, and caves in the cavern underneath with explosives*
There, that horrid place is gone.

 

Awesome, but at the same time..

 

you do not want to know, it's dangerous to your sanity

 

I am never sorry.
The yellow-black bastards can taste corrosion.

 

That doesn't include me, right?
Right?

 

I'm... I'M FREE!
Thank you, Shadow!
*runs back to his bunker*

 

Me thinks he's already crazy enough that any insanity that occurs in this thread won't matter.

 

I don't feel sorry, ill gladly kill them.

Just look of horror because... ewwwwww.....

 

Brilliant.

Nope. I kind of like you.
If I had something small enough to not hurt you, I would pet you.

 

trying to counteract any of the insanity in this thread, in a nutshell

 

...Thanks?
...Thanks!

 

I took over a guy's mind to mess with him, I'm pretty sure I'm not the sanest person here.
Though I am sane enough to know when to back out... but now isn't the time for that! I also flew a ship through FTL safely, once! You'd never let a crazy guy fly a ship, right?