The meanest/evil thing you've done? (single/multiplayer)

While I was playing with my friend we found a glitch wizard inside his tower. My friend decided she wanted the blocks his house was made out, so we started destroying his tower, putting the glitch wizard in a safe dirt square so that nothing would bother him while we were busy destroying his home in front of him. I wanted to buy a wizard hat from him, but I didn't have enough pixels, so I left halfway through the de-construction to go refine some pixels. My friend was mostly done by the time I got back, so we finished up and she teleported back to her ship to put the stuff away while I bought the hat.

I put the hat on, and decided it didn't look good. Then I decided that the glitch wizard should pay for selling me an ugly hat. Then I dropped the remainder of my bomb supply in his dirt square, covered it back up, and watched as he was obliterated from existence.

So to re-cap, we imprisoned a glitch, tore down his house, contemplated leaving him isolated and alone forever in a dirt block, and then I decided to drop several tons of explosive material on his head instead. Then we left the planet. Forever.


The first time we fought the penguin boss we took it to a nearby floran village we had discovered earlier. I was hoping that the guards there would help kill it off. I went to what I assume was the tallest tree house dug a hole in the roof, and spawned the penguin. Rather than attacking the penguin, the florans freaked out and just started firing blindly, which of course prompted me to have to kill them. And the nearby villagers. And the rest of the town. I was defending myself.

I had kind of forgotten about the penguin at this point, so I got back and saw that most of their village had been squashed by him, but that he had gotten himself stuck under one of the "branches" of the tree house, where I proceeded to shoot arrows into him until he died.


The first time we found a pirate ship we talked to everyone on board and I found the first gun-seller I had encountered. My friend bought a shiny new pistol from him, and as I was browsing his wares an EVIL BIRD killed the merchant mid-conversation, denying me my gun. RATHER AGITATED by this event I had declared "Oh, I guess I won't buy a gun. I GUESS NOBODY WILL BUY A GUN EVER AGAIN." and proceeded to murder the bird, the ship, and anything that might've been below the ship as I hurled grenades around.

 

i kill every npc i come across, i dont have phtsical proof but i have a kill count upwards of 100-200

 

Well I kill every Floran in my path in an extraordinary way of passion.

One of the more advanced engagements was the following.
My friend chose to play as a Hylotl char after I explained their lore to them. Once upon a time he came across a Floran village, reporting that the locals said mean things to him.
So I beamed down killed all guards, trapped the civilians in a house opened the roof and flooded the house wih lava.

He said that I overreacted a bit and he didnt mean to kill them but I told him only a dead floran is a good floran.
Its some kind of obsession I have with those plants. I saw them, I read their history, I hated them.

So if you play a Floran char in sector X, dont cross my way. Its nothing personal really.
Grass grows, sun shines, I kill Florans.

 

"like a' force against nature"

 

I kill puppies. That's right - those cute little dogs they added in the last update. I stab them in the mouth and I laugh.

 

after i buy everything from a town that i want (you cant loot schematics off peoples corpses) i kill everyone and take all the blocks back to my ship. No use leaving pixels on planet im never gonna come back to

 

Multiplayer. I play music. Only music. All the time.

 

Last update I found a planet that was infested with meteor showers.. Later I found a pirate ship on that planet.. Due to it being my first pirate ship, I went up and explored it and looted it.. Then a bird came by...

Me: "Hi bird!"
Bird: "You guys make me sick!"
*The bird used Aerial Blood Vomit! It's super effective!*
All the pirates: "Angry birds be attackin'! To arms, mateys!"

I then killed the bird and the pirates.. Then my computer crashed... When I rebooted starbound, the entire world reset to before I landed on the planet.. I got the best idea ever! I quickly ran to the pirate ship and looted everything again, which gave me double of everything since my character's inventory didn't reset.. Then I played the waiting game on the repopulated pirate ship for about 5 minutes.. Then suddenly....

Me: "I wonder when my friends will arrive..."
Pirate Captain: "What friends?"
Meteor: That's a nice everything you have there! It would be a shame if something happened to it!
Meteor: That's a nice everything you have there! It would be a shame if something happened to it!
Meteor: That's a nice everything you have there! It would be a shame if something happened to it!
Meteor: That's a nice everything you have there! It would be a shame if something happened to it!
Meteor: That's a nice everything you have there! It would be a shame if something happened to it!
Meteor: That's a nice everything you have there! It would be a shame if something happened to it!
Meteor: That's a nice everything you have there! It would be a shame if something happened to it!
Meteor: That's a nice everything you have there! It would be a shame if something happened to it!
Meteor: That's a nice everything you have there! It would be a shame if something happened to it!
Meteor: That's a nice everything you have there! It would be a shame if something happened to it!
Meteor: That's a nice everything you have there! It would be a shame if something happened to it!
Me: "Those 'friends'!!"
Pirate Captain: "Abandon ship!"
*The crew runs about in a panic as half of them are blown to pieces while others stumble and fall in the newly created holes in the ship. I manage to barely dodge a meteor and fall down below. As I look up, I can't help but begin singing.*
Me: "It's rainin' avians! Hallelujah!"

After the meteors had their fun, I felt something was still missing from this troll-tacular event.. I immediately rounded up the survivors and gutted them with my Hunting Knife.. Their resistance was futile as I was fully clad in Impervium armor and their puny Alpha weaponry couldn't even scratch the paint on it.. I left that planet with a ruined airship in the middle of a blood-soaked desert..

 

Spawned NPCs seem to have about 40 health. Not sure about all other NPCs.

 

Forgot to hug one person, I usually hug everyone I meet!

 

most mean thing would have to be laughing heartily at my co-players misfortunes. especially when one of them tried to place a saw trap (horrible things, the noise gives me a headache) in the path of incoming hostiles, only for the mobs to run through it, jump over my friend, and then knock him into the saw, killing him in one hit.

otherwise i lead a somewhat "chaotic good" style of play. i do however tend to tear down the roof of the avian "huts" (the single house, one avian things) whilst giggling to myself, thinking of how confused the avian must be, hearing the rhythmic "tik-tik-tik-plop" from the roof.

 

my friend always boxes me in while mining so one time while mining I thought I would get the drop on him and released a huge pool of acid water down onto him, I don't even think he realized it was me as he starting yelling for me to help. lol. Another time was on my perma-death character and a friend was setting mines below me in a house, I thought a rocket explosion would blow them up so I could get down so I wouldn't have to tear the roof apart anyway my rocket missed and killed his girlfriend. One of my favorite moments

 

I kill all Apex, Avian and Fish People I see

 

Friend of mine was working on this super elaborate roller coaster with all these jumps and junk, and I was just standing around cause he didn't like it when I added my own personal flair to this creations. So I got bored after a bit and started messing with him. Every once in a while when he was testing jump trajectories, I'd stick some propellers or wooden spikes around where he was planning to land. After a few sudden and surprising deaths, he kicked me off-world...

 

I torched a Floran hut.