The Knights of the Round Galaxy

Or am I missing something here?

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You're in. And... I'm radioactive. I'll melt you before I melt.

Forgive him, he is not a mentor. Anyways, you get one of both. You were correct.

Whoa... Excuse me... I'm... having another vision... Dear me...
Okay, that was The King again. You're on stable duty.

 

Don't argue with the replacement king or vision king! Go do your stable duty *Smug look*

 

I'm a bureaucrat. Inefficiency is sorta my deal. You ninja'd me.

According to the King... who has once again invaded my mind... You are now in "upper-class" stable duty. You are to look after the... cows. I hope you have a coverall paintjob handy. Unless you wear clothes. I'm confused how tobors work.

 

Alright but I wasn't sure if I was supposed to choose which one I wanted to do, or if someone like Killer Snowman had to choose one for me.
But now that that's all cleared up, I wish you luck on your stable duty! By the way, I shot an instanity-inducing arrow at one of the cows, so if it tries trampling you feel free to blow it up with your rocket launcher.

 

Yes, he could "like" the cow into sanity

 

So... you drank some incredibly potent mouthwash to initiate a vision too?

 

Well great. So much for me being The Oracle. I'll just be taking my extra strength Listerine and be leaving. Perhaps I shall do some more self discovery. I feel I may be hiding an addiction of some sort...

I SHALL CROSS MANY A DESERT...

 

When will our king return to the throne?

 

Prepare the mouthwash! Dust the table! Fix the sink! THE KING RETURNS IN NINE DAYS!

 

Thy child speaks!

 

What *hic* mouthwash?
*Sees all the empty mouthwash bottles in the throne room.*
Someone should clean this up man.

WOXANDWARF, I CHOOSE YOU!

 

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WOXANDWARF, RETURN.

I guess my glorious negligent rule shall continue. May Odin have mercy on us all.

 

I await the re-rising of our great space king.

 

I await to actually meet him for the first time...

 

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!
A DOUBLE POST HAS BEEN MADE.
YES, THEY ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, BUT DO NOT FRET. YOU CAN ESCAPE OVER TO THIS THREAD.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
HEAD OVER TO THIS THREAD A.S.A.P.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE YOUR MOMMY AGAIN? I ADVISE HEADING TO THIS THREAD.
DO IT.
TRUST ME.
DO IT.

 

Woa for some reason I'm just now getting alerts to this again

 

*Throws half-empty bottle of mouthwash at Astro*
Have you no *hic* SHAME? The King was exhiled from his kingdom, and now thou hast the GALL to rain over what he believes in with *hic* TREACHERY?

Seriously though, this is a joke right? Because... I looked into that clan. It seems like the whole deal is to spam.

I will never get over your name. Ever.

 

Oui, oui, just a joke!

Also, when is the spell to awaken the king going to take affect? I have yet to see this thread become as lively as it should be.
We need a fool to entertain us! This mouthwash is great and all, but I feel like it's having some negative effect on us. Can't place my finger on what it is though....