The Immortal Legion

And that's what we in the RP section call Godmodding.

 

Is illegal

 

I'll contact my lawyer, we should be ready to sue him soon.

 

So. Stars sure are pretty, huh?

 

Hell naw. Stars are scary. They are basically gods. They create and destroy.

 

Pretty gods.

 

penguin gods

 

Is this some sort of sick cult?

 

yes

No. We're a family. That just happens to be ridiculously patriarchal.

 

Same thing

I'm actually his mothers nephews daughters grandmothers sons nephew. We're all the same person

 

In all seriousness, we had a lot of fun in the first ~9 pages, but we've settled down since then. The cult thing was real a joke.

 

Yes, of course. Ignore the man behind the curtain. He's filming a documentary on camaraderie. Nothing to see here but a group of people hanging out.

 

And performing cultist rituals.

 

LIES.

 

the only thing we do is hail hang around

 

O'taa pii kotep
O'taa pii kotep... Oh, sorry. I was just performing the daily rituals.
That reminds me. Does anybody have three and a half virgin woman and a curved knife?

 

I might have a few in stock. I'd have to talk with Draken. He handles all science and ritual supplies.

 

DRAKEN.
Split me some virgins.

 

Good luck attracting new members with this chatter!