Grand Mechanical CrusadeCleaning up the universe, one dead meat-bag at a time. Who are we? We are a collective of fully and partially synthetic units that have united for the purpose of waging a war on the organic imperfection running rampant through the universe. We shall sweep through every system deleting full organics that do not yield to our perfection. Those that yield shall be spared and entered into our conversion program, where they will become either a warrior, gear-priest or toaster. To be honest we have great need for toasters so that is most likely. Who is welcome in the GMC? Anyone with synthetic parts or giblets is welcome in the GMC. This includes, but is not limited to: Robots Droids Cyborgs Crazy AI People with pacemakers or artificial organs Races that use mechanical exoskeletons Glunaughts - because shells are perfection Kitties - every homicidal synthetic needs a snuggly kitty. Member List Board of Rusties Gearnova Gear Priests Yaxlat Knights AIA Agents (Artificial Intelligence Agency) Toasters Ranks Board of Rusties - The ruling council of the GMC Gear Priests - Responsible for the expansion of our doctrine and overesees the conversion centers Knights - The leaders of our combat efforts and war fleet AIA Agents - The masters of our spy network and resource fleet Toasters - The common folk that make up the majority of us, report to any of the three leading classes The Alliance of Small Clans We have joined with other small clans in The Alliance of Small clans, a noble alliance created and led by the mighty Yaxlat to allow small to medium sized clans the opportunity to support each other in a cooperative and friendly atmosphere, go check us out at: http://community.playstarbound.com/index.php?threads/the-alliance-of-small-clans.15028/ Rules Do not harm a fellow synthetic or quasi-synthetic, unless he looks at your wrong. Do not harm those that surrender to the will of the GMC Take care of your kitty, he is your most powerful ally No unlawful actions in the forums or game No flaming, grief, raging, trolling Application IGN - (leave blank for now) Forum name - Race - Level of synthetic integration - Name of kitty battle companion - How many meat-bags have you deleted prior to joining? - What rank would you like to be? (stating a rank does not guarantee inclusion) - Why do you want to join the GMC? - Who are you? - Banners Would love it if someone could come up with a banner that reflects our mighty mission, if you have the experience or desire to do so, please do, post it here and share your might! Thank you for your interest in the Grand Mechanical Crusade, to all you synthetics and partially-synthetics out there, I hope you join us soon. To all you organic meat-bags, we are coming for you... pray to your gods while you can, and have a nice day ^_^
I would like to apply to this clan. IGN-Will be Yaxlat Forum Name-Yaxlat Race-Apex, the greatest creators of all thing mechanical. This organic body is only useful because of the advanced brain-otherwise it is fairly useless. Level of synthetic interigatiion-Moderately low (severe facial implants-see avatar to get the idea) Name of Kitty battle companion-Scrub Meat-Bag kill count-17.4. The .4 comes from an almost dead honey badger. Rank-Gear priest, if possible. Why join?: Because organic compounds have too many mistakes. I do not fully agree with your scheme, since intelligent organics should be preserved and treated well, and as should kittehs. Who am I: An apex with a facial implant and a love for technology. Also the leader of the just as small (so far) acidics clan. I also created something to help support small clans like ours: http://community.playstarbound.com/index.php?threads/the-alliance-of-small-clans.15028/
Yay! Welcome mighty Gear Priest Yaxlat! Your knowledge and wisdom is most welcome in shaping our standards and practices where integration and conquest are concerned. I also love your idea for the small clan alliance, 100%! How do you advise we go about updating GMC's organic discrimination policy? For sure we have to kill all the humans...
I agree with kill humans. Not all, some we need to take their brains and transplant them into a more "suitable" body, because they are too valuable to loose, and those few who feel hatred for their own species, and would like to join our cause should be welcome if, and only if, they are at least partly robotic. The rest can go in the biomass engines.
Concerning the kittehs... how do we obtain a large surplus of them, so that they can pointlessly fuzz around any base we might have? I suggest either a kitteh machine, or massive ship with a ton of mechs inside, and we go from world to world stealing kittehs and putting them in our mechs. The later is more time-consuming, but more worthwhile. Which is the better choice?
Damn, a tough decision. A kitteh thief ship seems more entertaining to me, we could perhaps leave a decoy behind filled with acid? cat owner: oh hey mr.fuzzles, just sitting around all day huh? mr. fuzzles' decoy: *blank stare* cat owner: mr.fuzzles? *reaches to pet* mr. fuzzles' decoy: proximity breach*explodes in a spray of acid* cat owner: BRARRRGLMERRFSSSSS *melts into ground*
Excellent ... I will happily supply the acid. How about we also have a kitteh machine running in the background, which makes kitteh clones which run around the base, and kitteh decoys. Then one day, we have too many clone kittehs (these must be kept away from the originals, for they are disposable), and then we go to enemy human planet, and dump tons and tons of kittehs on them. Those who survive kill off the surviving humans by exploding with heaps of acid!
Btw do you have trouble keeping your clan's OP format intact while editing it? When I added you to the ranks mine went batshit crazy
I would like to join your cause of sorts. IGN- Will be Rasphelon Forum Name- Rasphelon Race- Glunaught if its added Level of synthetic itergration- Fully robotic with exception of mind and facial features. Name of Kitty battle companion- Karsew Meat-Bag kill count- Hmm, I can't really give an exact number considering all the people who tried to kill me and failed, I would estimate.... maybe 58, excluding the high authorities. Preferred rank- Knight, because although i'm fair in diplomatic situations, I prefer shooting stuff over talking. Why do you want to join GMC?- I personally hold no hatred towards organics but being made of flesh & bone doesn't give you robotic immortality. Who am I: A Cerus Orbital Space Station Glunaught scientist who worked on robotics, I knew I wouldn't live forever so I immortalized myself in a robotic body. The other scientists thought I was insane until I succeeded, then of course the high authorities wanted me dead for trying to escape death and ended up failing horribly. Never give a insane cyborg a space station full of deadly weapons...
Message from:Chum The Waters The recent appearance of your clan has me concerned. Your goal to exterminate organic life seems to be more work than reward. Alas, I believe we can come to a mutual agreement on one race in specific that requires immediate and utter termination. The Florans. I believe both of our groups would have greater odds of achieving our personal goals if we combined our forces to exterminate the thorn scourge. They are thieves, cannibals and pests that will only become a bigger thorn in our sides if we do not erase them quickly and thoroughly. What I propose is simple; We combine our military forces to attack all Floran military organisations Our research teams unite to create devices that cannot be reverse-engineered to prevent the Florans from stealing any more knowledge The exploration squads of both our factions discover as many Floran outposts as possible to allow more thorough termination To conclude, I sincerely do wish that you decide to work with us. Even if our views are different, I pray none of us are blind to the extreme threat before us which other races may be pitying. Pity never did any good, for with pity comes betrayal and suffering if he who we pity is not as benevolent as us. Give a being a knife, and he may very well stab you with it, and then proceed to eat your corpse and reverse-engineer everything you own for Florankind to abuse and kill even more innocent beings with, consequently leading to more advancements for these demonic beings and the eventual end of the universe as we know it. Sincerest wishes, ~ Kanbisushi, founder of Chum the Waters
Agreed, the Floran threat must be taken care of. I will postpone the destruction of your systems until the menace is destroyed
