Do you fell un-fancy at times? Can you not grow a mustache? Are glasses too boring? Is everything dulll? WELL.... I have some good news for you! INTRODUCING.....The Fanci-Tron 3000! He feels so fancy, he stripped his clothing off!!! Where did he get the cane? This hat was made solely for the purpose of Fancifying your VERY EXISTENCE. How could you say no to this? Oh, I forgot to mention.... The hat comes with TWO monocles, Why two?!?! ONE ISN'T ENOUGH!!! This hat has the ability to grow a MUSTACHE on you. It doesn't matter whats over your face. It just...Grows there. And it dissapears when you take the hat off... We cant figure out why... ISN'T THAT AWESOME?!?!? This hat tricks your mind into seeing mustaches that aren't there! ISN'T THAT JUST F***ING FASCINATING!? Even this Poptop enjoys a good mustache! The History behind the Fanci-Tron 3000: This hat was made by the Unfanciest man in existence, Lord Dullimer. Lord Dullimer longed to be Fancy, like his rival, Lord Fancifoot, yet he could never quite pull off being fancy. One day, when a tree branch gave him a concussion, he had an idea! Why not make something that instantly makes you fancy? Lord Dullimer spent years in his house after constructing a lab, finally, after 2999 failures....He had created the perfect hat! Upon placing this hat on his head, he was filled with a strong urge to strange a bear and to sell this hat. That was the history of the Fanci-Tron. NOW CLAP OR A MUSTACHE WILL STRANGLE YOU. Warning: This product may cause blindness, insane behavior, hallucination, urges to fight things bigger than you, and possibly for the strange mustache to become sentient and strange you, and those near you.
*Snicker* I think ya were only supposed to submit the hat. My Glunaught Hat would work well with an accompanying Shell on the Torso, yet I submitted only the Hat.
Okay. I want dual monocles. Now. Also, I love being fancy. So, sign me up for a couple of these. One for me and one for my less than fancy guest.
