The Decap-dish

Discussion in 'Create-A-Hat' started by Timedash, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. Timedash

    Timedash Void-Bound Voyager

    So many hats... It almost becomes a little daunting to choose a nice cover-up for our little bald spot. But who needs hats when you've got no head? Well the solution is here!

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    This odd little plate is nowhere near a regular dish. The underside of the metal plate contains a tiny artificial black-hole, compressing all inserted matter to a microscopic size. Thanks to the safety regulators attached to the dish, the black-hole will be held back to it's tiny non-catastrophic state. They also resize and rearrange every atom coming out of the hole to it's original state, making it completely save to insert any kind of limb, head or any other organ of importance inside the dish.

    To use the dish, simply put the plate over the head. It will seem as if the host has no head, while actually the head has been tidily compressed to the size of an atom.

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    Extra features:

    Now this is where the fun part comes in. The topside of the dish contains switchable anti-gravity magnets. Just place an item of choice on top of the dish and push the little red button at the backside. The magnets will steadily hold the object on top of the dish. Because of the anti-gravity the magnets provide balance is not an issue. It will look like as if the object is a new head!

    Any object can be combined with the dish, as long as it isn't to big for the magnets to hold. The possibilities are endless! Here are just a few examples:

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    The decap-dish is great for parties and also makes a beautifull christmas gift.
    Order now and receive your very own decap-dish!
     
  2. Seria-Myouna

    Seria-Myouna The Last Moderator IRC Operator

    This is awesome :D
     
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  3. The Demon of Borders

    The Demon of Borders King Homestuck 4.13

    Can I put a poptop on my head with this?
     
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