Digital The Dawn of Two Suns (A Starbound Comic)

Mmmmm, this Floran could do with some slow roasted Poussin. I think I'll go raid an Avian hatchery....

loved the comic by the way. made me laugh at some of the things you people suggest those poor Novakids do. You sick, sick depraved people.

 

*reloads flamethrower* what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of an entire village of Florans burning

 

Floran already did that, burnt down own village. Much-fun. Roast Floran taste like grilled eggplant, did walking chicken dinner know?

 

nah, you taste more like corn, which makes you more delicious if you spread butter on yourself

 

Floran will have to try that the next time she raids a planet were pod-kin reside.
(I am a terrible, terrible person )

 

I don't even, yup your kind are psychopaths
(yes, yes you are)

 

I hope you guys know that conversation may make its way into the comic now. You are all crazy and I love it.

 

We live but to entertain.

 

I see

Explain why hunting our own for food is bad, while you kill your own for ores and stuff, it makes no sense, or at least as much sense as a psychopatic talking about psychpaths.

Stop flying so high without survival system, oxygen is low there.

 

And you are a horrible and tasty person.
If you stop beeing tasty we stop eating you.

Like those fishies, they are so salty, removing their scales is much preparation. Scales don't have use for Floran. Floran can't even chew scales properly.
Floran have no use for feathers too, but you are tasty enough for Floran to be prepared with all that work.
Apex taste rancid, many chilli still makes Apex tasty. Their Fur makes nice decoaration.
Human are good fast food, not much preparation needed to remove fur.

Those robots are not edible at all, we not eat them. I once sssstabed a strange looking robot. Floran Guess it broken or rotten, only emitted gas smeelling like fart of Apex

Mushroomen are sometimes tasty, some colors make Floran sssick, others not.

 

So many florans here @_@ Even if I Adam the Mighty Avian is a friend of florans I will do anything to defend my own kind. *equips sector X gear* - ,,Let's do it''

 

Florans smells like manure, but they can be tasty. I'd like some salad.

 

The floran invasion has begun! We must retreat to higher ground, quickly into the volcano!

 

KILL THEM WITH FIRE

 

Can't we all get along Mmmm Kay? Ah who am I kidding, might as well be with the side that has the most fun. Killsssing time!

 

oh, we were supposed to start doing that now? Oh, uh... too late?

 

Dunno what you mean, was I late or you ? Doesn't matter, CHARGE AT THEM!

 

you said start killing them with fire, so I was wondering if we were only supposed to just start killing them with fire, If so then was already doing that

 

Well, let's just say that was order for my late shipmates

 

fair enough, now, back to my Floran massacring... I don't live up to the 'Serenity' part of my name do I?