The dark side of YOUR MIND.

Please, this is simple. Simply comment things that is dark from the game. Lewd thoughts, dark humour, made up stories that seems too twisted to be shared. Whatever it is. Just comment in. If you want to use unpleasant words, please censor it abit.

So yeah, if you're below a certain age please leave!!!

*evil grin*

 

Already posted this on another thread, I feel that it deserves a place here.


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Robin.

My farmer is marrying Penny bestwaifu4laifu. However, my first ingame crush was Robin. Mind you, I blindly playthrough this game the first time it came out, so that time game version of relationship window didn't have the 'single' announcement written underneath the NPC's name. I was a broke newcomer so I never visit other store except Pierre's and the Museum. In fact my first time visiting Robin's shop was in 2nd year. I was so focused on rebuilding the farm, I never/very rarely interact with the town's people.

I didn't even notice Robin was married to Demetrius until I build my first chicken coop. How I managed to miss the clear hints during events even beyond me.

Then eventually, I git gud, learnt the game tricks, and money started to flow in. I then started to build relationship with the villagers, one-by-one. Robin of course was the first one I pursued. At least until one day, I decided to visit other shops, including the Stardrops. After a full day fishing at pier, I visited the saloon at Friday night, and there I saw her. Dancing with Demetrius. Finally I got the hint. To make sure of what I saw, the next day I immediately visited the shop, and that was the time I finally noticed who are her family members. Demetrius, you lucky son of a b****. Got ingame depression for a long time, until I met Penny, the true waifu.

Sometimes, just sometimes, I wonder if I should make one new character specially just to use mods and steal her from Demetrius.. Also imagining Maru's and Sebastian's reaction at me being their new father...

 

Well, I have this headcannon about Shane that he's actually suffering from depression and tried to drink himself to death at least several times. Hmm...

 

Pam has gifted me both beer and "medicine" through the mail before, which has... made me very... concerned. I:

 

Yeah, same counts for me repeatedly receiving bombs and mega bombs from Kent in the mail. I dunno, maybe he thinks I'm somehow related to the Gotoro empire and thus wants to get rid of me.

 

Why is the open town alcoholic the one who drives the bus anyway?

 

I headcannon that Caroline is cheating on Pierre and that Robin and Demetrius are having a rather platonic relationship. Also I think that Jodie regerets having kids. I mean she still loves her kids, but now that she is stuck at home with her husband gone to war (he returns but is no longer the same) she feels like she's missing out on somethig. I dunno if any of you heard about the recently discovered phenomenon known as "regeretting motherhood". Not much is know about the exact amount of women who honestly regret choosing to become a mother because they feel ashamed to confess this, but the number is supposed to be surprisingly high. I think Jodie is one of them. But this is not to be confused with not being able to love her kids.

 

Oh yeah and there's the Jaz being evil one that one is pretty fun!

 

I was actually having a talk with my mom about relationships and divorce etc., and my mom was saying how one problem she sees due to her second-hand experiences (especially with friends) is that marriages tend to crumble if the parents (Jodi, in this case) devotes all of her time to her kids to the point that she loses her own sense of individuality. Parents may forget how they fell in love to begin with and divorces end up happening to losing that "spark" that ignited the relationship to begin with. Ever since that discussion, I thought of Jodi a lot. That's not to say she doesn't love her kids or doesn't love Kent, but it certainly seems like she hasn't had any time to herself which pretty much destroyed her as a person.

 

He knows how much you like Jodi?

Because when the bus breaks she has nothing to do but sit around an drink.

 

Yeah, I think I know that problem aswell. My own parents are still married after 25 years adn three kids, but they never do anything alone. My youngest sister is already 16, but my mom always uses her as an excuse to not go out with my dad. She also doesn't do anything for herself. She only is a mother. She gave up on being a wife and woman. She once told me so, herself. This scares the shit out of me. I am married too and have been with my husband for almost 11 years now. I always wanted kids when I was younger, but now I don't know anymore... I don't wanne be only a mother. I don't want to love anyone more than my husband... The thing is I don't know any couple with kids, who is still happily married...
Sorry if that was off topic. But believe it or not..Jodie's dialogues really got to me...

 

Well, my parents of 4 kids (me being the youngest at 20 years) are still very very close and very happy together. My mom told me that you should be able to imagine yourself with your spouse with or without kids and it's much more of a teamwork kind of thing. It's completely possible to not lose yourself and to help your kids shape you into a better person as well.

 

I like that thought. And with your parents it seems to be working. So maybe there still is hope. At the Moment I'd still rather not have kids than risking my happy married life. Who knows, maybe time will change my mind. Strange thing is, I actually even avoided having kids in my first playthrough for half a year. And now that I think about this I've always liked love stories in movies or books, up to the point they had kids. Then I always thought..."oh no..now the fun is over.."

 

Probably one of the saddest things someone said to me in Stardew Valley was when Sam said 'sometimes I don't think my mother is very happy with her life' and followed it up with a statement about how he tried asking her and got a vague response.

My parents seem to have the opposite problem with parenthood. My brother has severe disabilities. He's 25 and will never be able to to be unsupervised. They are an excellent team, to the point I would seriously panic if one died as I don't think either could manage him alone. But my Dad said to me once he was a little worried about how their relationship would change once Luke was put into a care home and he was no longer the focus of their lives.

 

Hmmm,

 

I just wanna read erotica with elliot in it

 

I think that Caroline did cheat, maybe Pierre did to I saw some dialogue where he mentions maybe being bored of domestic life, I guess Abby being so much like Ras could be considered a coincidence but it's too simple for me considering magic is involved. Jodi preferred joja and when it shut down she gave in and started going to Pierre's instead of shopping online, possible since Haley does it they have internet. That doesn't mean Jodi did anything with Pierre but two adults not very close to their own spouses that are bored of what they have something could have happened I thought maybe he was hiding joja cola but maybe his secret stash is pictures of him and Jodi I don't interesting enough for my brain. I guess I can understand Jodi feeling unsatisfied if she thinks she rushed things but once Kent comes back and the bus is fixed I could imagine her giving in and going to zuzu city once in a while just to have a little time to herself she doesn't seem to care much about Kent and she's such a neat freak she ends up spending more time cleaning than with her sons, even when she's on the couch it's more like she's off in her own little world motherhood came too soon for her I guess.

Then there's Dem and Robin, they dance a lot but mostly they don't have much between them, that event where they argue over Dem getting tomatoes because she said to just get fruit seems silly. If she's making more effort she should know to specify by now assuming he's always been the way he is, Maru is more important to him than Robin is maybe if she took after he mother things would be different. I only think about that because before you get too close to him you can see the dialogue where he says he's glad you came by mentioning that things are lonely. Which Robin also thinks things are lonely all the time they spend not working you would think they could spare more time for one another but it doesn't seem like it's happening. I guess I took it as Dem hitting on the young woman, that seems to take more interest in him than his own wife.

Of course my mind over thinks things...hehe not technically dark I guess just popped in my head.

edit: I was just thinking about Kent and his bombs, with me I didn't start getting them until after that event where Jodi freaks him out with popcorn. Talking to him after he said he was glad I was a family friend, not technically romantic but Jodi wouldn't understand the use of bombs I was doing a lot of mining when came back so I really needed those bombs.

 

Well I spend 24/7/365 IRL thinking about the butts of all females who are at least mildly attractive and 18 or older and that is no different for me in SDV! Can't you help but wonder? FYI on leap years I take a break on day 366 and do something productive.

 

As we are all busy overthinking things, let me just say that I was really into Emily until she did that dance. That completely put me off.