THE CROPS Inc.

But that be weirder than that Veralife thar! Messin with poor 'ole Bess like tha. Hall, you remind me of tha guy from Genericorp! And he's an 'ole scumbag. More than greasy were.

 

...Have ya been experimentin' with them nanner tomaters again? I told ya, somethin' ain't right about em. They get ya talkin' bout nonsense.

 

Mebbe! But that be my business. Anywho, we better start sellins some sellins, what bout you Farmer?

 

Sigh... Yee. We betta.

My fertilizin' brew is extra potent as y'ar already aware of... When you tested it on poor Mary thar... Ugh...

Ah, thar we go. We gots ourselves some more Pollies. Give em a day and they'll be adults.

 

Ah good, good! By tommoraw, the Nanner potaters are tomaters shoul' be done.

 

( what if I told you that I was offinded by this becuase I was from the south....))
( im just kidding, Im not a hik and I dont really care ))

Alaizia blinks* " well houdy boys " * suddenly speaks in a DEEP southern drawl...before blinking again* " ...what did I just say ...OH GOD THE ACCENT ! " ( lol borderlands is fun ))

 

My god...

I'll have ten billion shipments of Nanner Corn.

I'll pay in full, of course, and up-front.

 

Holy jobby! Ten billion!? Ye havin' a laugh? Better gie plantin'!

 

*Croppity runs back and forth, tending the the crops* Jeebly weebly! I canner do thi much faster! Farmer, be needin some help 'ere!

 

((So is this an actual corp?))

 

((I think its a parody, but that doesn't mean its not real ))

 

((It is real, but it is also a parody. So the answer to your question is yes, btu i'd pefer to keep it away from GeneriCorp and Versalife, as two people are owning it))

 

Someone has watched the yogscast.
Oh well.
Here I go
"All Your Crop Are Belong To Us"
Oh god! I actually said that
*goes and cries in corner*

 

((Errr added to list, but even a parody corp needs defining information))

 

((Heh, i'll see what i can do. Thanks.))