THE CROPS Inc.

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  1. Covert0ddity

    Covert0ddity Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    THE CROPS Inc.
    "WE'S FARMERS FROM ALTERNATES DIMENSIONS!"
    Are Ettical Valers: We trade with ya'll, we don't care whoo, as long as ye got them pixels there!
    Are sellins!:​
    1.
    F'ER BACON, OR BAKEIN. IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEANS. I want 50 of dem pixels for every one, and 10 for runts.
    2.
    It's corn! But, nanner! It's great! Try it! NANNER! Smaller than yer regular corn, but it's great! NANNER! Nanner corn sells fer nanner monies, we trade you 10 of dem pixels for every one.
    Farm 'ands: (Or farm feet, we aint so picky)​
    1.
    This guy be good, he's tha top animal breeder! Be sure to be kinder to 'em... or he gitcha with is pitchfork!
    2.
    This farmer be the best, he's the cropper of us! Be sure to be disrespectful to im, or KF(c) will gitcha with is pitchfork!
    That be all folks! We be coming up with new sellins as you read dis, so don't get dis... disg... disgruntled!​
    This is a parody of the characters Covert0ddity, and KS. If any insult to Farmers/hicks has been had, we are terribly sorry. Also, ye may not have read this becuase dial up is kinda quirky here on Eart,, but mot to be confused with our neighber, Ert!
     
  2. Killer Snowman

    Killer Snowman Pangalactic Porcupine

    Gret googly moogly. What have ya done Croppity? We're not ready to go galactic! I only has 3 Pollies!

    What's we gonna do if we get customers? Didja think of that?

    Geez... We don't even have us a ship! You can bet ole Bessie ain't gonna pull are products to another planet!
     
  3. Covert0ddity

    Covert0ddity Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I bet ye she wills! If not, we can get urs one of them sparkly grey shippies from a companer! Like that Vers... Versalerf!
     
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  4. Killer Snowman

    Killer Snowman Pangalactic Porcupine

    *Facepalm*
    WE CAN'T AFFORDS A SHINY SHIPPIES. We hasn't even sold a Polly yet! Or one of them Nanner Corns... I mean, c'mon. Nanner Corns? Who really needs corn that's nanner?
     
  5. Covert0ddity

    Covert0ddity Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I dunnur, but its gonna make us million! We be soaring across the sturs soon!
     
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  6. Killer Snowman

    Killer Snowman Pangalactic Porcupine

    Hasn't ya read a single book? Ya don't soar on stars. Ya make wishes on em. Sheesh...

    Still, we don't has the supply for this kind of demand! What exactly our we gonna do if we get an order fer say... 20 of them Pollies? What'll we do?
     
  7. Covert0ddity

    Covert0ddity Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    We'll uh er... Hrmm... We'll have to breed more i suppurs. ​
     
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  8. Killer Snowman

    Killer Snowman Pangalactic Porcupine

    Gret. As if I didn't has enough on my plate... Let me get the fertilizer...
    Did that tea kettle just say something? Or did you slip one of dem naner seeds in my whiskey again?...
     
  9. Covert0ddity

    Covert0ddity Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I bet yers it was a nanner seed. Everyone knows metal cannurt spek.
     
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  10. JimiboyGM

    JimiboyGM Void-Bound Voyager

    Awrite thaur! that's a braw corpo yoo've gart. Ah was wonderin' if ye an' Ah coods pool uir resoorces.
    We coods make quite th' profit.
     
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  11. Killer Snowman

    Killer Snowman Pangalactic Porcupine

    I dunno what in tarnation you put in dem nanner seeds, but I'm imaginin' the talkin' tea pot as having a frenchie hick accent. It's scarin' me.
    Who the hell are ya and why should I waste any candle light on ya? Ha, I'm just joshin'. Whod'ya work fer? I reckon we could use some help around here, but I needs to be sure that the help we gets is the help we needs.
     
  12. JimiboyGM

    JimiboyGM Void-Bound Voyager

    Aam th' best goddamn tiller in scootlund, Ah can plant craps oan grin, muir, ur e'en oan slightly moist earth!
    Ah can make yer nano crop nae make kettles gab!
     
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  13. Killer Snowman

    Killer Snowman Pangalactic Porcupine

    Sounds good pardner. Yer Scootish accent will be the entertainment this evenin'.
    Hawever, I must consalt with ma business buddy. Because I do not make rash decisions. I consult my BB first. *COUGH*CROPPITY*COUGH*
     
  14. Covert0ddity

    Covert0ddity Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    What's that 'bout meh? You fellers talk lot's, cus my 'net ain't be workin rightly. LEt's get us some pollies and such. Big 'ole storm 'ere on Eart.
     
  15. Killer Snowman

    Killer Snowman Pangalactic Porcupine

    This Scootish guy. Should we take 'em in? I reckon he can help... Besides, yer nanner crops could use an extra hand...
    ...Now the kettle is Scootish too. I reckon I oughta go lay down.
     
  16. Covert0ddity

    Covert0ddity Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I sa that we do, Farmer! Navar know when you be needin' a talkin kettle! Nanner crops be good. Need tha help. You on Eart scotty? If ya be, then ye can stay in tha barn out thar.
     
  17. JimiboyGM

    JimiboyGM Void-Bound Voyager

    Ah dornt min'. when yoo've slept in a scottish hotel a barn feels loch a fife staurn gig in dubai.
     
  18. Killer Snowman

    Killer Snowman Pangalactic Porcupine

    I don't belief we caught yer name?...
    Now yer talkin' to the kettle. Great. We're screwed.
     
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  19. Covert0ddity

    Covert0ddity Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Well, tallkin kettles ain't be normal, but neither be bessie, eh? Bessie is an ole oxen, and she ain't normal
     
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  20. Killer Snowman

    Killer Snowman Pangalactic Porcupine

    DON'T YA TALK ABOUT BESSIE LIKE THAT Y'OLD COOT.
    Ya, I may have made some "adjustments" to Bessie thar... but still. She's an animal. She has feelin's too.
     
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