The Caffeine Cap!

Discussion in 'Create-A-Hat' started by Pancakes, Nov 23, 2012.

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What is this?! Caffeine? As a hat? Indeed! What kind of caffeine do you survive on?

  1. Coffee, of course!

    40.0%
  2. Tea, of course!

    26.7%
  3. Pop, of course!

    33.3%
  1. Pancakes

    Pancakes Pangalactic Porcupine

    :coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee:
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    The stupendous must-have to any taste in attire, the enticing aroma and master-crafted porcelain mug makes star-chasing that much more gratifying!

    You still do not believe me when I say Caffeine Cap? It's perfectly understandable, and all the more explainable:

    The caffeine in Caffeine Cap is the real deal, alright! Each hat is hand-made with top-grade porcelain mugs embossed with the universal symbol of love and tolerance and filled with 8 ounces of hot, liquidy goodness before a proprietary mixture is added to retain desired shape and warmth. The cupful is then turned over onto a head-shaped surface (precise measurements are followed in order to ensure that each cap fits just right) and left for a specific amount of time to allow for the hat to take it's infamous shape.

    There are three choices of caffeine to go with this marvelous hat:
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    Authentic black, with no milk or sugar.
    Perfect for those who want a kick with no additives in the morning!
    A very strong aroma will emanate from a caffeine cap like this one~.
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    The balance of milk (and sugar, if you so choose).
    Great for people who like to make better things the best!
    A rich aura of caffeine readily radiates from caffeine caps like this one.
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    A near-ivory blend of caffeine and milk plus sugar.
    For unique folks who like a bit of caffeine with their sugar and milk!
    The sweet concoction has its own unique smell; one you must smell yourself to believe!


    It is up to you whether the caffeine cap represents the luscious hot bitterness of coffee or the nectarous leafy taste of tea; it could even be the savory, melty goodness of mocha or the insane purity of espresso for all you want it to be! There are no unwanted side effects to having a porcelain cup with ever-warm caffeine wrapping snugly around the top of your head; No irritated attitudes, boosts to blood pressures or more frequent trips to the bathrooms. No, the caffeine cap isn't drank in any way, but merely having it close to you does give you that ardor you crave from your favorite drink. It's always clear that whenever a person walks out of their trusty spaceship in a Caffeine Cap, they walk out with the energy and preparedness that a good cap o' joe brings every morning!

    Possibilities are endless with the caffeine cap, so try one on and venture out boldly into the unknown today!

    UNIVERSAL DISCLAIMER:

    No one can be held responsible for the highly addictive nature of caffeine. Certain cultures across the universe legislate strict laws against such a powerful and invigorating substance. By using the caffeine cap you, the player, know the full extent of it's enticing appearance and scent and what such properties can bring on unsuspecting races; those that become hostile to you for reasons pertaining to your amazing headgear do not heavily dislike you as an individual but dislike heavily the fact that there is no coffee in their culture to whet the ever-endless thirst for caffeine, and so must take such anger out on the foreigner amongst them.
    Sorry.
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  2. Saal

    Saal Spaceman Spiff

    Found you :D
    I'll wait for moar.
     
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  3. Finn_The_Human

    Finn_The_Human Astral Cartographer

    NEED... COFFEE... NOW... :D
     
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  4. JustJoeNoBody

    JustJoeNoBody Phantasmal Quasar


    Might want to watch your volume.
     
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  5. Pancakes

    Pancakes Pangalactic Porcupine

    *Update Bump Post*

    Phew, updated it just before the finish line! :zzz:

    (I wonder if the devs and mods like caffeine too...)
     
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  6. Gravik

    Gravik Existential Complex

    They DO need something powerful so they can brainstorm allday
     
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  7. Saal

    Saal Spaceman Spiff

    They must like it. :DD
     
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  8. Ephexis

    Ephexis Cosmic Narwhal

    you should have made a whole coffee pot for the hat instead of just a cup lol
    but i love me some coffee so thumbs up :up:
     
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  9. Pancakes

    Pancakes Pangalactic Porcupine

    It's much more economical and weight-efficient to have porcelain mugs instead of entire pots on your head.

    Twelve cups of caffeine on the noggin can hinder travel and give you a sore neck, y'know! :rofl:
     
  10. creepwolf

    creepwolf Giant Laser Beams

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    ;)
     
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  11. Pancakes

    Pancakes Pangalactic Porcupine

    :eek: It's... so beautiful!
    The second picture could be the hat's stackable ability... Or just the fact that caffeine lovers don't stop at just one cup! :up:
     
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