HEY MAN, I was going to get a Dora costume that actually fit. Do you know how hard it is to look like a 6 year old girl when you're tall, thin, and pale enough to be mistaken for Slenderman? I ended up having to settle with something a little snug. Like Dora had a growth spurt and decided eating was for chumps. An elephant? I saw an elephant costume at the costume shop. That's good enough. Regarding the toothpaste, we're gonna wanna cook our own man. Don't want it getting traced back to us.
I'm glad we didn't have to see that. And that's an interesting idea, but a real elephant is integral. We need it for the special activity you'll all be doing during the party. It better be some top-notch toothpaste.
Don't worry, you still will see it. I bought the costume. I'm gonna be the best damn Dora this side of the legal drinking age. ...and since when are you the mastermind here? I claimed this thread in the name of nonsense after all. Plus, I have authority issues. If you make a call or something, 10 dollars says I will probably question it. 10 dollars also says I should stop talking to money and go make some real friends.
Well good, I secretly wanted to see it the whole time. Well my name is Nonsense McGraff so I assumed you meant me.
You assumed wrong, although I can see why you did. My fish's name is Nonsense Afterall. I claimed this thread in his name as a birthday present. I also got him some slightly different fish food. He enjoyed it. It's a simple mistake anyways.
A mistake is still a mistake and my middle name is "Idon'tmakemistakesbutifIdothenpleaseforgivemebecauseIwasn'ttryingtoImeancomeon".